GordonD Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 I want to see this on YouTube (the people on the boat, not the guy on the bridge, obviously) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48731431 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 On 21/07/2019 at 07:01, dee_62 said: Evening tele with another great headline. 8Mile been hanging about Dundee recently it seems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 On 28/07/2019 at 09:51, Alert Mongoose said: You have the right to... ..have your face plastered all over the internet and your local paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 On 28/07/2019 at 16:51, Alert Mongoose said: You have the right to... Surely it's not illegal to finger yourself in your own house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/naked-woman-performed-sex-act-in-front-of-dundee-police-after-threatening-to-bite-neighbour/Might have missed this but was alcohol involved? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Swarley said: On 27/07/2019 at 23:38, Sugar_Army said: https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/naked-woman-performed-sex-act-in-front-of-dundee-police-after-threatening-to-bite-neighbour/ Might have missed this but was alcohol involved? Think carefully. We're you drinking the night it was posted? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Think carefully. We're you drinking the night it was posted?As far as I recall we've never been drinking... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 It’s a wid from me I’m afraid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It’s a wid from me I’m afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’d happily take down her particulars. Etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’d happily take down her particulars. Etc She would maul you like a tiger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Surely it's not illegal to finger yourself in your own house? Asking for a mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: She would maul you like a tiger. Hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/796140/terry-brazier-compensation-nhs-botox-circumcision Im sorry, but even when extremely nervous going into hospital for a procedure, i can still tell the difference between a standard injection needle and a "f*ck off" samurai sword being used aroond the Trossachs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, hearthammer said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/796140/terry-brazier-compensation-nhs-botox-circumcision Im sorry, but even when extremely nervous going into hospital for a procedure, i can still tell the difference between a standard injection needle and a "f*ck off" samurai sword being used aroond the Trossachs Where the hell was he getting the Botox if the fact that the surgeon had his dick in his hand didn't seem unusual? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Mystery as cat collar from 190 miles away found in north-east 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Dunfermline pole dancers raise £401 for kids from Chernobyl. Kids from Chernobly reply "get over yourselves; you're from Dunfermline". https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/17802118.dancers-raise-funds-chernobyl-children/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Chernobl fall off joke incoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Chernobyl pole dancers raise £401 for kids from Dunfermline. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 Hopsital accidentally circumcises Terry: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-49243595 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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