Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hopsital accidentally circumcises Terry: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-49243595 He’ll get a smashing foreskin for £20k. Maybe a Kurt Geiger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He’ll get a smashing foreskin for £20k. Maybe a Kurt Geiger. His head looks like it has been circumcised. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamski Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) This came up as a memory on my Facebook today - from the Galloway News in 2010. Won’t somebody please think of the hamsters... Edited August 8, 2019 by Adamski 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 On 07/08/2019 at 09:45, Shandon Par said: His head looks like it has been circumcised. He's lost his pullover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 43 minutes ago, Adamski said: This came up as a memory on my Facebook today - from the Galloway News in 2010. Won’t somebody please think of the hamsters... One of my colleagues at the time wrote that story Seem to remember he punted it to The Sun. Full version online but picture doesn't seem to work: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/tenant-cleared-being-abusive-neighbour-2585233 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Man trashed Aberdeen hotel bathroom and left it covered in excrement after drinking too much tequila 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, NorthernLights said: Man trashed Aberdeen hotel bathroom and left it covered in excrement after drinking too much tequila Aye, blame it on the tequila. One of the chefs put peyote in his burrito, more like. Powerful stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/coatbridge-indian-goes-viral-response-18962534 Skanky, fat gits complained about the size and quality of the £3.50 3-course lunch menu. Restaurant response was brilliant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 50 minutes ago, hearthammer said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/coatbridge-indian-goes-viral-response-18962534 Skanky, fat gits complained about the size and quality of the £3.50 3-course lunch menu. Restaurant response was brilliant. It said: "Judging from the waist line of most of your party I could have served them a full cow and they would still have left hungry." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Dundee FC launch investigation after bed frame found on top of pie kiosk leaving fans baffled https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-fc-launch-investigation-after-bed-frame-found-on-top-of-pie-kiosk-leaving-fans-baffled/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dundee FC launch investigation after bed frame found on top of pie kiosk leaving fans baffled https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-fc-launch-investigation-after-bed-frame-found-on-top-of-pie-kiosk-leaving-fans-baffled/ Neil McCann sleeping rough IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dundee FC launch investigation after bed frame found on top of pie kiosk leaving fans baffled https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-fc-launch-investigation-after-bed-frame-found-on-top-of-pie-kiosk-leaving-fans-baffled/ Jocky Scott invited back for one of his "famous" training sessions at the back of the Derry? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Pulizter Prize surely in the offing for the Tully here. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/fire-crews-called-to-dundee-city-centre-pub/ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Aberdeen man caused major flat blaze after Quote Depute fiscal Colin Neilson told the court: “The accused took his guitar and set it alight using a lighter. He sat and watched it burn and did not try to put the fire out. “The fire spread and the accused took his laptop and other items and left the locus.” Mr Neilson said Kubina had been taking drugs and his guitar “began talking to him”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 21 hours ago, NorthernLights said: Depute fiscal Colin Neilson told the court: “The accused took his guitar and set it alight using a lighter. He sat and watched it burn and did not try to put the fire out. Jimi Hendrix has been living in Aberdeen all this time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Aberdeen man caused major flat blaze after Depute fiscal Colin Neilson told the court: “The accused took his guitar and set it alight using a lighter. He sat and watched it burn and did not try to put the fire out. “The fire spread and the accused took his laptop and other items and left the locus.” Mr Neilson said Kubina had been taking drugs and his guitar “began talking to him”. Caught by an “eagle eyed” bystander. A fucking building was on fire and a boy has walked past carrying possessions and “covered in soot”... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 09:22, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pulizter Prize surely in the offing for the Tully here. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/fire-crews-called-to-dundee-city-centre-pub/ That's a cracker. Would read again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Unprovoked my arse. https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/28/woman-punched-chest-accidentally-dropping-bag-mans-toe-10644245/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 No text required : https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4656121/rangers-fan-billy-boys-tattoo-uefa/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/i-hired-builder-fix-roof-3271493 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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