Tony Ferrino Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Not that blokes are guilty of over thinking things mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 couldnt find any info on it, but bearsden road/switchback road was closed about half an hour ago when i drove up to it, turned off at lock 27 towards dawsholme recycling centre. Emergency vehicles with flashing blue lights about as far as the eye could see (literally, absolutely loads of them all the way up the road) and big crowds on the pavements, guess there was a major incident not long ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-woman-left-depressed-gym-21108221 Lassie (wid) keeps phoning up a gym and eventually a local news page to try and cancel her membership when in fact one call to her bank would do the job. Compo face 2/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, 101 said: https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/edinburgh-woman-left-depressed-gym-21108221 Lassie (wid) keeps phoning up a gym and eventually a local news page to try and cancel her membership when in fact one call to her bank would do the job. Compo face 2/10 But she wouldn't have gotten as much attention if she'd simply done that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/7444501/man-almost-masturbates-himself-to-death-stroke/ Could’ve applied to the entire populace post-Final, but apparently it’s a Japanese bloke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/its-not-what-it-looks-like-ottawa-man-caught-with-pants-down-in-pony-stall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Be careful out there. @throbber https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15671138/man-almost-masturbates-himself-to-death-stroke/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 How would they have known he had been masturbating? Did he actually admit to it? Strange folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 28 minutes ago, hk blues said: How would they have known he had been masturbating? Did he actually admit to it? Strange folk. He maybe got confused with the difference between having a stroke and having a stroke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/7500340/edinburgh-dog-walker-fisherman-sea-kicked/ Man kicks puppy. Man throws kicker into sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Woman finds egg with some yolks inside it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woman finds egg with some yolks inside it. Arbroath Woman Looks Like Bernie Ecclestone is the real story here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Arbroath Woman Looks Like Bernie Ecclestone is the real story here. Most folk in Arbroath look like Bernie to be fair. Men, women and children. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Most folk in Arbroath look like Bernie to be fair. Men, women and children. Went to look at a house in Arbroath once. The man had Bernie type glasses on and a jumper like Elspeth’s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Woman wants name in paper so cracks open three eggs and claims all the yolks came from one of them. Not that I'm suggesting this is what happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: Woman wants name in paper so cracks open three eggs and claims all the yolks came from one of them. Not that I'm suggesting this is what happened. We get our eggs from a fish van and regularly get a box full of double yolks, never had a triple though. I think her chickens and ducks have been getting it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, GordonD said: Woman wants name in paper so cracks open three eggs and claims all the yolks came from one of them. Not that I'm suggesting this is what happened. I've been this cynical in the past, but I've now heard a first hand account from someone who ended up in a DC Thomson publication without realising that's what was going to happen. Their "journalists" scrape social media groups looking mostly for "interesting" photos, ask if said photo can be published in the paper while giving the impression it's for the slow-news-heres-some-nice-photos page, but then build an entire HIGLNFY-type article around it. I'm certainly not as quick to judge people about wanting their name in the paper now I know how 90% of them actually got there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Me and the missus almost made it into the Daily Record when we got engaged in 1854. I cant quite remember how it came about but they phoned us up and some reporter boy met us in Dundee and took some cheesy photos up Dudhope Park in amongst the daffodils. Sadly, the story was pulled, no doubt for some story about Celtgers bigotry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, The Master said: Their "journalists" scrape social media groups looking mostly for "interesting" photos, ask if said photo can be published in the paper I like replies on Twitter to the Sun and suchlike telling them to f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Me and the missus almost made it into the Daily Record when we got engaged in 1854. I cant quite remember how it came about but they phoned us up and some reporter boy met us in Dundee and took some cheesy photos up Dudhope Park in amongst the daffodils. Sadly, the story was pulled, no doubt for some story about Celtgers bigotry. Was that the time she set fire to the kitchen? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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