Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Lifeguard saves Danish bacon. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35156204 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/14161633.Obi_Mark_Kenobi_in_court_for_trying_to_use_the_force_to_clean_up_the_streets_by_chasing_and_threatening_people_with_a_shovel/?ref=twtrec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/14161633.Obi_Mark_Kenobi_in_court_for_trying_to_use_the_force_to_clean_up_the_streets_by_chasing_and_threatening_people_with_a_shovel/?ref=twtrec I don't know if the last line of the report is true or a wind up but kudos to the reporter anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) I don't know if the last line of the report is true or a wind up but kudos to the reporter anyway. Probably true. Reminds me a bit of a court case I covered where a guy was done for poaching trout. The fish were still in the freezer at the nearby police station and after sentencing the guy the sheriff said they were to be "forfeited for Her Majesty" or some similar nonsense. Never did find out of Liz enjoyed some poached trout for tea that night. Edited December 24, 2015 by Stu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 High speed chase in Angus....Yeah, I know. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/boozy-mobility-scooter-theft-was-like-something-out-of-little-britain-1.916959 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 This guy needed a happy meal IMO: http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1337066-roofer-throttled-partner-for-offering-him-mcmuffin-while-on-diet/ A roofer who brutally attacked his girlfriend because she offered him a McDonald's while he was on a diet has been jailed for more than two years. Lee Barton flew into a rage and throttled Ashley Irvine after she suggested getting him a McMuffin while he was trying to lose weight. I wonder if two years of porridge will have the desired effect on his weight loss plans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 No point in the boy moaning about burgers now as he'll have to quickly development a taste for Whoppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Man dies blowing up rubber Johnny machine. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35189938 He'll be getting ribbed tae f**k for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) Confusing Durex with Semtex can be fatal. Edited December 28, 2015 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Family have asked for the body to be double bagged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Should have taken precaution IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Courier sub editor has sense of humour. Plans for revolutionary Fife windfarm withdrawn http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/plans-for-revolutionary-fife-windfarm-withdrawn-1.917546 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Woman kills goldfish http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/are-we-having-a-fish-funeral-reaction-to-dundee-woman-s-cheese-mishap-is-off-the-scale-1.917652 Is 1000 views really an "internet sensation"? I think you already know the answer to this 250,000 likes 1.5k shares 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Man dies blowing up rubber Johnny machine. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35189938 At least his Mates were okay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Those zany Methilites http://m.fifetoday.co.uk/news/local-headlines/tractor-stolen-in-methil-crashed-into-bus-stop-1-3987676 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 At least his Mates were okay. Authorities need to Titan the locks on those machines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 http://m.eastlothiancourier.com/news/14173415._Large_scale__brawl_at_Musselburgh_pub/ Hmmm, do we have any posters based in the vicinity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 http://m.eastlothiancourier.com/news/14173415._Large_scale__brawl_at_Musselburgh_pub/ Hmmm, do we have any posters based in the vicinity? That's the last time I let a paedo beat me at pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 http://www.insidemoray.com/plea-to-save-the-life-of-elgin-sweetie-the-first-moray-grey-squirrel/ Squirrel Wars in elgin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 http://www.insidemoray.com/plea-to-save-the-life-of-elgin-sweetie-the-first-moray-grey-squirrel/ Squirrel Wars in elgin. That's just nuts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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