Blootoon87 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Man who urinated in work colleagues' water bottles is sentenced http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-38168327 Also apparently wanked into a chewing gum packet and left it on a woman's desk. Who on here has form for something similar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Stupid woman burns herself then tries to blame ASDA. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/woman-suffers-horrific-burns-fryer-incident/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 On 01/12/2016 at 18:32, GordonD said: Man who urinated in work colleagues' water bottles is sentenced http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-38168327 Also apparently wanked into a chewing gum packet and left it on a woman's desk. Who on here has form for something similar? How did he get away with just Breach of the Peace? I'd call that serious fucking assault. You get breach of the peace for just being a bit loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 On 11/25/2016 at 15:24, Allan Jacobsen said: She is not 15 stone. She might have been, about 2 stone ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 13 hours ago, The Master said: Stupid woman burns herself then tries to blame ASDA. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/woman-suffers-horrific-burns-fryer-incident/ Looks like an attempt to remove a shite tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Maybe if her kitchen was a bit less cluttered she wouldn't have knocked the pan all over herself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I am shocked. Lochgelly in Fife wins most improved town. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-38236838 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Is Swarley in the demolition business? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-38247435 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Any Fifers lost a piglet recently? http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14954608.Runaway_piglet_rescued_from_A90_near_Forth_Road_Bridge/?ref=mr&lp=7# 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 On 03/12/2016 at 21:14, The Master said: Stupid woman burns herself then tries to blame ASDA. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/woman-suffers-horrific-burns-fryer-incident/ Quote Jean, from Forfar, added: “It’s not the most expensive fryer but I only had it a short time and you wouldn’t think there would be any chance of a product like that falling apart. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that fryer has seen plenty of action in the "short time" she's had it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 I'm going to go out on a limb here Heh heh heh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Fife pensioner delights neighbours with his huge cock https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/329114/dundeecourier_com_swns_mxtq59-9j1-wn5-y2zur5r-0_0153-1/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 The Courier is now The Sport for farmers. Jim (he of the massive cock fame) says "I keep trimming it and keep it in shape. I’ve put Christmas lights on it and people are enjoying it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Apologies for the Daily Mail, but... I don't believe for one minute that anyone would think this woman was lying just to get the Lego set free from some mug. No siree... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4045246/Bad-Santa-Mother-left-fuming-shopping-centre-Father-Christmas-PROMISED-son-seven-400-Star-Wars-Death-Star-Lego-set.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, The Master said: Apologies for the Daily Mail, but... I don't believe for one minute that anyone would think this woman was lying just to get the Lego set free from some mug. No siree... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4045246/Bad-Santa-Mother-left-fuming-shopping-centre-Father-Christmas-PROMISED-son-seven-400-Star-Wars-Death-Star-Lego-set.html Son pulling a fast one imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 58 minutes ago, The Master said: Apologies for the Daily Mail, but... I don't believe for one minute that anyone would think this woman was lying just to get the Lego set free from some mug. No siree... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4045246/Bad-Santa-Mother-left-fuming-shopping-centre-Father-Christmas-PROMISED-son-seven-400-Star-Wars-Death-Star-Lego-set.html Look at the face the wee fucker is pulling. You just know the photographer is saying "more miserable, more miserable, that's it, beautiful". Hope Santa shites down their chimney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, The Master said: Apologies for the Daily Mail, but... I don't believe for one minute that anyone would think this woman was lying just to get the Lego set free from some mug. No siree... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4045246/Bad-Santa-Mother-left-fuming-shopping-centre-Father-Christmas-PROMISED-son-seven-400-Star-Wars-Death-Star-Lego-set.html "Mrs Belnik, from Surrey, says her son is upset as she could not afford to buy it" But she doesn't need to buy it. Santa is bringing it, right? Either that or she's just intentionally told her seven-year-old son he doesn't exist. EDIT: Also - £400 quid for Lego?!? EDIT again: Originally a local newspaper story so definitely counts for this thread: http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/mums-anger-claims-shopping-centre-12339119 Edited December 19, 2016 by Stu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Not local to here - but if this type of story was printed in the Paisley Gazette - would anyone be surprised? http://cnews.canoe.com/CNEWS/World/2016/12/19/22691261.html?cid=rssnews 30 die of alcohol poisoning...after drinking 'bath lotion' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Gayest fight ever http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14975221.Video__Two_naked_men_fight_in_Paisley_street_after_jumping_from_flat_window/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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