Seymour Skinner Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Anyone got any decent ones? I'll start with "he's hit that one too well" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Game of two halves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 'A save for the cameras' has always annoyed me. Diddy BBC commentators (and even Sky ones too to a lesser extent) put out this one on an annoyingly frequent basis, believing that professional goalkeepers actually put not only their team's, but their own position at risk by not saving a shot at goal correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "Went down too easily." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Recurrent reference to a player "doing just about enough" e.g a keeper doing just about enough to keep that out after a save which he has just made . Andy Townsend is a particular culprit here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 Recurrent reference to a player "doing almost enough" e.g a keeper doing almost enough to keep that out after a save which he has just made . Andy Townsend is a particular culprit here. Andy Townsend is a walking football cliche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyTON Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 https://twitter.com/FootballCliches on twitter is a good follow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Anyone got any decent ones? I'll start with "he's hit that one too well" That's the worst one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "Bragging rights" Fucking hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "old firm" No longer exists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "last man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "only uses his left/right leg to stand on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "def-in-ATE-ly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "def-in-ATE-ly" Theres a woman in my work who has a bit of an accent and thats how she pronounces it. Gets right on my raspberry ripples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "A fine strike with his weaker right foot".Presumably as opposed to his other right foot which isn`t so weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Always loved "That cross was asking questions" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds are Forever Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 'He had every right to go for it' - when a striker ploughs into the goalkeeper to try and reach the ball in the box. When does a player not have the right to challenge for the ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjembaDjemba Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 When he's Phil Jones challenging the Arsenal goalkeeper apparently. Farcical booking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "They are a team that likes to play football" or "he just loves to play football" - tired, overused pash from the likes of "oirish"Townsend. How that england sycophantic arsehole ever gets a gig as co-commentator, i'll never know. . . . . .no, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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