Antti Niemi Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 That Coral advert. The guy's pus. The other guy's pus. The woman's pus. "What's the catch?" "Haddock." f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 That advert for S1jobs with the neds in the pub. Scotland is an embarrassment at times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 The Ladbrokes advert (here in Oz) with the Cockney Geezer and the rhyming slang. Gets on my thrupenny bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Any Guinness advert. Guiness adverts used to be awesome smart,clever, funny and well acted. Then they turned into pretentious crap a first year art student would be ashamed of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 Couldn't find anything to watch on cheap Sky, so bunged the new version of Hawaii 5 0. What utter low budget formulaic shite, you don't even get any nice shots of Hawaii, could be in Baltimore. I know the old one wasn't great when I saw it as a kid, but at least it didn't take itself seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Couldn't find anything to watch on cheap Sky, so bunged the new version of Hawaii 5 0. What utter low budget formulaic shite, you don't even get any nice shots of Hawaii, could be in Baltimore. I know the old one wasn't great when I saw it as a kid, but at least it didn't take itself seriously. I enjoy it, I think it's one of the better "crime of the week" programmes. I've enjoyed the current season, although it was better when they had a story running through the season(Steve trying to find out what really happened to his mother and Wo Fat's involvement). I feel it's taken itself less seriously since they've included Jerry (the fat guy from Lost) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Not like Death in Paradise in anyway. No siree. I hope that's not a slur on death on paradise. It's on a quality level of its own 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 Wow, Death in Paradise, the best or possibly worst show ever to be shown on UK television is back on tonight at 8pm on Alibi (ch 132 on sky). Same rules apply, whoever guesses the murderer first gets a greenie from every contestant, somebody got 2 once so concentrate people! Tonight's episode features the much superior earlier lead of Ben Miller, so as I have probably seen it before I will not take part after the start, but will merely leave a random bet from the cast list, Roger Seymour acted by James Cosmo. Good luck everybody! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Close finish that, but as the man I suspected to be the murderer turned out to be the victim, I win by default. Wee Hee! GTF losers! P.S. That means you Mozza! Edited March 13, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Cucumber on Channel 4 last night was a stunning bit of drama. Russell T Davies has still got it. As good as that episode was the next two that followed were absolute horseshit. Utterly dreadful way to end the series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimbledance Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 You're Back In The Room. What a load of shite. Unbelievably bad yet I can't turn it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifergaz Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 You're Back In The Room. What a load of shite. Unbelievably bad yet I can't turn it off. Worst program I've seen in a while.my 9 year old daughter is in hysterics watching it.says it all really.absolute,faked shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Whenever someone's sick on tv they always fucking manage to find someone to be sick on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Also Skins is so pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2015 Author Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) The Big Painting Challenge on the Beeb just now. Presented by Una Stubbs and Richard Bacon. What the actual f**k?? Mind you it did just produce this masterpiece. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1426445471.256589.jpg Saw that too No idea why Una is on it, thought her interests were for a much later time slot.. Now I'm watching "Hell below Zero" on Channel 4, a murder mystery romp on a whaling ship. I'm convinced the attractive female harpoonist is a young Natalie Bennett, now leader of the Green Party. Edited March 16, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 (edited) Richard III's bones are getting dragged around Leicester at the mo on C4. No idea if he murdered his nephews, but it seems a bit nasty to inter a Catholic with the religious order founded by the Tudors, the family who had him killed. Bet he would rather have stayed in the car park. P.S. Some C4 presenter bint just told a couple of Brazilian tourists that their land hadn't been discovered when Dick3 died. I have to disagree. Edited March 22, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty the bullwee man Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 An audience of 50 year old housewives clapping along to "I predict a riot" on The Voice. What a fucking species. thank god i'm not the only one who hates audience clap along's anyone who partakes in clapping along and ruining a good song should be shot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 What happens in Kavos. Fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 What happens in Kavos. Fucking shite. Was ace when the boy from Dundee shat hisself tho Any TV show that's adapted got 'celebrities' is pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) An audience of 50 year old housewives clapping along to "I predict a riot" on The Voice. What a fucking species. Thankfully I don't see much of that as I only watch it to see the guy that regularly plays in my local, then change the channel as soon as he's done Edited March 23, 2015 by alang1993 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.