Sergeant Wilson Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 minutes to live, 25 years spent in a Turkish prison? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! £25 a quarter to the cooncil for her emergency fall alarm hanging round her neck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 minutes to iron out the wrinkles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 9 hours ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 cm's closer to her ankles her right tit hangs than her left? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 2 hours ago, engelbert_humperdink said: 25 cm's closer to her ankles her right tit hangs than her left? TBF, I think she might only have the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I spent the whole of the next day (at Hearts vs Aberdeen no less), hungover and desperately telling her to go and take the pill. She was one of the ‘hahahaha I’ve never needed to before CALM DOWN’ types. So yes, I’m probably a father. Oh god. If a girl said that to me I’d be absolutely crippled by fear. I can’t handle the fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! Isobel, 25 (times she'll ask you if you're sure you don't want a wee biscuit with your tea). 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Iminavest has conveniently not said which way he swiped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, accies1874 said: Iminavest has conveniently not said which way he swiped. Bet he swiped up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Isobel, 25 (times she'll ask you if you're sure you don't want a wee biscuit with your tea). Don't ask for a glass of milk, by the time she goes from the kitchen to the living room it'll have turned to butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Don't ask for a glass of milk, by the time she goes from the kitchen to the living room it'll have turned to butter.Unless you're actually looking to pump her, in which case you gonna need all the lubricant you can get your paws on. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 ‘Fess up, who was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 On 05/07/2018 at 17:31, Iminavest said: Get the feeling Isobel might be telling fibs. Just a hunch! 25 years as a Jimmy Saville tribute act. The resemblance is uncanny 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Well this is a first. I've never seen a female fan at a Stranraer game, let alone 26 miles from Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Well this is a first. I've never seen a female fan at a Stranraer game, let alone 26 miles from Glasgow Hairy Ccllairey? Be wary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Hairy Ccllairey? Be wary. Probably more like Schnitzel Von Crumb with the very big bum. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Hairy Ccllairey? Be wary.Julian clarey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Probably more like Schnitzel Von Crumb with the very big bum. She's looking for a Hercules Morse, who is hung like a horse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 On 11/5/2017 at 22:18, Karpaty said: Spitting image of my ex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Spitting image of my ex.Were you in Sweden 5 years ago?https://www.thelocal.se/20130623/48642 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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