Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Badoo is a laugh.. Where's Rab McGlinchey when you need him? I can speak a bit of txtspk / ned though, so I'll try and translate. "My name is Julieanne Douglas, I am 21 and I live with my mother and father. I have 1 sister that has moved out, and 2 brothers. One is gone now and the other one stays where he was born (his mother's vagina?). I love to drink and smoke and if you want to know anything else please just ask me, kiss kiss kiss. And if you have Blackberry Messenger, private message me your ID number please. I need more contacts. I lost all of them and I wish my life could go back to the way it used to be but that's never going to happen ever again though, sad face". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Where's Rab McGlinchey when you need him? I can speak a bit of txtspk / ned though, so I'll try and translate. "My name is Julieanne Douglas, I am 21 and I live with my mother and father. I have 1 sister that has moved out, and 2 brothers. One is gone now and the other one stays where he was born (his mother's vagina?). I love to drink and smoke and if you want to know anything else please just ask me, kiss kiss kiss. And if you have Blackberry Messenger, private message me your ID number please. I need more contacts. I lost all of them and I wish my life could go back to the way it used to be but that's never going to happen ever again though, sad face". :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Got myself a third date coming up with a pure worldie off of Tinder, oi oi. She's pretty out of my league but doesn't seem to realise it so she'll probably turn out to be utterly mental but fucking YOLO. I often see burds hanging around wi a loser who's lucked out. You could be that loser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Where's Rab McGlinchey when you need him? I can speak a bit of txtspk / ned though, so I'll try and translate. "My name is Julieanne Douglas, I am 21 and I live with my mother and father. I have 1 sister that has moved out, and 2 brothers. One is gone now and the other one stays where he was born (his mother's vagina?). I love to drink and smoke and if you want to know anything else please just ask me, kiss kiss kiss. And if you have Blackberry Messenger, private message me your ID number please. I need more contacts. I lost all of them and I wish my life could go back to the way it used to be but that's never going to happen ever again though, sad face". Surely somewhere it says no cafflix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I often see burds hanging around wi a loser who's lucked out. You could be that loser Do you aye? Don't be jealous now Gav. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Badoo is a laugh.. My dream wummmin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I'd never have known she was a Rangers fan tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam4267 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Got myself a third date coming up with a pure worldie off of Tinder, oi oi. She's pretty out of my league but doesn't seem to realise it so she'll probably turn out to be utterly mental but fucking YOLO. Pics or... (you know the rest) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Badoo is like the Horrific Club Photos version of Tinder. correct the sunday night of mobile apps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 My dream wummmin A genuine blow to society that she is real tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Pics or... (you know the rest) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam4267 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Widn't tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 What a night, drinking buckfast while her bigot dad growls at you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 What a night, drinking buckfast while her bigot dad growls at you.I doubt shes even met him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Why you uploading a picture of my bird? I posted it in confidentiality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 It has to be a 'Widnae', purely because of the way she is holding that Buckie boatil by the neck. Shows a slight lack of decorum. Otherwise, a great catch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I'm liking this one doing the rounds... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 signed up this yesterday for the #bants #lockupyerdaughterswivesandmaws 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) It has to be a 'Widnae', purely because of the way she is holding that Buckie boatil by the neck. Shows a slight lack of decorum. Otherwise, a great catch. She also didn't disclose what the number of the bottle was. That is an integral part of purchasing and drinking Buckfast. Edited September 30, 2014 by Chris_DK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I can't get in to Tinder. Whenever I press the button on the screen it goes to load for about three seconds and then goes back to the home screen, anyone else had this? It doesn't matter as I should be quitting whilst I'm ahead anyway, but I wouldn't mind knowing how many matches I've had in the last week or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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