LinkinFighter Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Incredible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, mrcat1990 said: So tonight after about five months on Tinder I had my first real disaster and what a disaster it was. With uni season being back on and living in the west end of Glasgow there's suddenly a lot of new women in town. So obviously I've got stuck in and last week met a girl from Thailand doing her masters. Now, obviously everyone makes the ladyboy jokes when you're meeting a Thai girl but you just laugh them off. However while on this date I did notice she had big hands. I pointed this out to workmates and pals and everyone started filling my head with the idea I was going to be providing fellatio within the coming week. The girl in question invited me up to hers tonight and obviously I was willing to go see what happened. We watch a bit of tv and as you do start getting off with each other and from there head to the bedroom. First the top comes off and she has obvious fake boobs which should've been a big clue. However I quickly got her jeans off to reveal womenly parts. Looked normal and did the normal things. Huzzah! Or so I thought... After beginning the initial..ahem...entry and general sex movements I realised that her parts weren't quite as willing to accept my full dick as most vaginas are. At this point came the question "Errm don't take this the wrong way, but did you used to be a dude?". Confirmation was provided and mission was aborted. Told her wasn't particularly cool lying but not too worry and made my sharpish exit. Stay safe kids. Jaysus. Fucking Hell. Lesson 1. All South East Asian women are lady boy prostitutes, until proven otherwise. Respect though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, WeAreElgin said: Was she a transformer? I don't get it. In Elgin, you get transfarmers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Tinder lesson number one - check all pics for an adam's apple..Just remember this simple maxim - builders hands, its probs a man. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Well, at least it's different from you being beaten around the ring by other blokes, Mr Cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, pittsburgh phil said: Tinder lesson number one - check all pics for an adam's apple.. Just remember this simple maxim - builders hands, its probs a man. HTH It's not hard...well not for long anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, 1320Lichtie said: Don't worry, I'm sure the mental image you have of it wont be going away any time soon. What are these post op vaginas made of anyway? It's not what I think it is, is it.. Where's Liam and his "Eh'll paint it" thread when you need it eh? By the way, greenie provided to move you off 1690 - no fair for anyone to be stuck there for any length of time - even folk fae above Fife. Edited September 24, 2016 by HTG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 5 hours ago, mrcat1990 said: So tonight after about five months on Tinder I had my first real disaster and what a disaster it was. With uni season being back on and living in the west end of Glasgow there's suddenly a lot of new women in town. So obviously I've got stuck in and last week met a girl from Thailand doing her masters. Now, obviously everyone makes the ladyboy jokes when you're meeting a Thai girl but you just laugh them off. However while on this date I did notice she had big hands. I pointed this out to workmates and pals and everyone started filling my head with the idea I was going to be providing fellatio within the coming week. The girl in question invited me up to hers tonight and obviously I was willing to go see what happened. We watch a bit of tv and as you do start getting off with each other and from there head to the bedroom. First the top comes off and she has obvious fake boobs which should've been a big clue. However I quickly got her jeans off to reveal womenly parts. Looked normal and did the normal things. Huzzah! Or so I thought... After beginning the initial..ahem...entry and general sex movements I realised that her parts weren't quite as willing to accept my full dick as most vaginas are. At this point came the question "Errm don't take this the wrong way, but did you used to be a dude?". Confirmation was provided and mission was aborted. Told her wasn't particularly cool lying but not too worry and made my sharpish exit. Stay safe kids. Jaysus. 4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I await SJC'S view on the subject. I think the OP's confession only goes to prove just how much of a fine line there is when it comes to ladyboys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That's amazing [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 (edited) How did it taste? Was it wet? Smells? Edited September 24, 2016 by tree house tam So many questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 How did it taste? Was it wet? Smells? Didn't do oral but imagine like genitals. Yes which is what threw me. Itz only smellz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 You didn't go down on her.... sorry him....well what ever the fucker is? On second thoughts would there have been any point? Can they orgasm? Sjc help us out here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 You didn't go down on her.... sorry him....well what ever the fucker is? On second thoughts would there have been any point? Can they orgasm? Sjc help us out here. No oral was given or received. I think the pc term here is definitely her. In regards to the orgasm question i don't know. Didn't stick about long enough to discover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 9 hours ago, sjc said: I think the OP's confession only goes to prove just how much of a fine line there is when it comes to ladyboys. Aye,you would say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 You didn't go down on her.... sorry him....well what ever the fucker is? On second thoughts would there have been any point? Can they orgasm? Sjc help us out here. Im sure they can orgasm. If they kept some of the sensitive foreskin and turned it into a flickable bean then it would take a while but i reckon the orgasm would be magic!With no nuts there either it would be like a dry wretch. No mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Fucking hell that is superb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 @mrcat1990 didn't you at least take a blow and or w**k job? Narp. Sorry to disappoint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 29 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Im sure they can orgasm. If they kept some of the sensitive foreskin and turned it into a flickable bean then it would take a while but i reckon the orgasm would be magic! With no nuts there either it would be like a dry wretch. No mess. Have you sent your CV to Mills and Boon? You have a career in romantic fiction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, mrcat1990 said: Narp. Sorry to disappoint. You must've got a look, did it look like a designa Vagina? Or had they made it authentic, with the old beef curtains flapping about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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