Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: The girl chatting up Adam was probably Zen Archer, trying to free up Mrs M. Better luck next time you double denim'd lothario. It was him, I managed to access the message sent. "I'm mental by the way, how would you like to claim asylum in my Bermuda triangle." The clues are there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 5 hours ago, Adam said: Eh?! I had my first conversation with a bird on Tinder last week. Thought it was going OK, was telling her what I done for a living, where I lived etc... She proceeded to hit out with "I don't work because of my mental health issues, but means I've got loads of time for my three kids". Literally ten minutes into the conversation and she hits out with that! Quickly patched after that. Wonder if his death certificate will say "natural causes"? A trained nurse will know all the moves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 9 hours ago, Adam said: Eh?! I had my first conversation with a bird on Tinder last week. Thought it was going OK, was telling her what I done for a living, where I lived etc... She proceeded to hit out with "I don't work because of my mental health issues, but means I've got loads of time for my three kids". Literally ten minutes into the conversation and she hits out with that! Quickly patched after that. Posts this up on a message board that his wife also posts on, then she posts in the same thread without a single f**k being given. What the f**k is going on here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 (edited) 12 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Im sure they can orgasm. If they kept some of the sensitive foreskin and turned it into a flickable bean then it would take a while but i reckon the orgasm would be magic! With no nuts there either it would be like a dry wretch. No mess. I think it's more the bell than the foreskin that's sensitive. Edited September 25, 2016 by milton75 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I'm going full blown Jamaican on Tues, manmade fanchutu or not I'm steaming in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 The girl chatting up Adam was probably Zen Archer, trying to free up Mrs M. Better luck next time you double denim'd lothario. I would have been quite happy if it was a bloke tbh.Had my first Tinder date tonight, went quite well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I would have been quite happy if it was a bloke tbh.Had my first Tinder date tonight, went quite well! Right, now I'm very confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 50 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Adam and Cuddy are obviously those people that go to parties were you put your keys in a bowl at the start of the night. No wonder philpy had such a tantrum that he didn't get invited on holiday with them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Can anyone confirm if there is a Pampas Grass plant on the Adam/Mrs M verandah? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 [emoji50][emoji33]WTF is going on here? Have you and Mrs M got an open relationship or something? ^^^ wants a shot of Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I would have been quite happy if it was a bloke tbh.Had my first Tinder date tonight, went quite well! Good for you, where did you take her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 You are presuming it's a she ? That's actually a good point, apologies Adam. Where did you take him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 13 hours ago, Dindeleux said: I'm confused. Adam and his Missius are passing the time by breaking the hearts of vulnerable, mentally ill people. What's so hard to understand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: That's actually a good point, apologies Adam. Where did you take him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 That's actually a good point, apologies Adam. Where did you take him? Up the Ashton lane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 If it's a bizarre lie then married life must really be taking it's toll on them if their idea of a fun Saturday night is trolling the Tinder thread on P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Just now, G_Man1985 said: Or maybe they are split up ? That's why I said "If". My post got pushed to the next page but I was responding to Sarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Folk believing anyone would swipe right on Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Or maybe they are split up ? Bingo!And Random Guy, I get hunners of matches! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Adam said: Bingo! And Random Guy, I get hunners of matches! Fair enough then, sorry to hear that and enjoy your Tinder escapades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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