Musketeer Gripweed Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Dont try it.Word has it it has a WWF arm breaking manoevre in its locker. 603570[/snapback] I'd put a couple of electrical cables in its nest when it wasnt looking and then phone the London Police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Your choice ... as long as you stump up the cash for it We've already got a cat, tropical fish, a lobster and a 10 week old baby ... what'd you fancy?? 603578[/snapback] My fish would beat your fish any day of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 My fish would beat your fish any day of the week 603585[/snapback] But could your fish beat a swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 My fish would beat your fish any day of the week 603585[/snapback] Wanna bet Your fish wouldnt last 2 mintues with my lobster Edited to say - I propose the first person to make a battered joke gets banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Your choice ... as long as you stump up the cash for it We've already got a cat, tropical fish, a lobster and a 10 week old baby ... what'd you fancy?? 603578[/snapback] I fancy the lobster with its pincher manouevres!! The cat would take the fish out in the early rounds but the baby v lobster contest would be more difficult to call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Your choice ... as long as you stump up the cash for it We've already got a cat, tropical fish, a lobster and a 10 week old baby ... what'd you fancy?? 603578[/snapback] Has to be a lobster in a cage match, or well a basket match. Are we talking WWF wrestling or WWF World Wide Fund for nature here? The real reason the wrestling company lost the right to use WWF was because the nature people want to start a World Wildlife Fighting offshoot. Apparently the swans were lobbying for this most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Of course! My Bob eats other fish for breakfast We had to keep him away from the other fish.... He has his own tank. He ate his tank-mate Fred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 My fish would beat your fish any day of the week 603585[/snapback] Only if you feed the f'kin thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I fancy the lobster with its pincher manouevres!!The cat would take the fish out in the early rounds but the baby v lobster contest would be more difficult to call 603590[/snapback] What about the tortoise?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Only if you feed the f'kin thing! 603593[/snapback] Cheeky! Bob's fed and bobbing ( ) away nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 How much is it to buy a swan? I'll check eBay, you can get anything there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Of course! My Bob eats other fish for breakfast We had to keep him away from the other fish.... He has his own tank. He ate his tank-mate Fred. 603592[/snapback] So do my fish ... and the lobster My tanks like a ride at Alton Towers, you've got to be a certain size What is Bob, btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 How much is it to buy a swan?I'll check eBay, you can get anything there. 603601[/snapback] That would be cool. You could train it to become the ultimate fighter swan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 But could your fish beat a swan 603587[/snapback] or a wasp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 So do my fish ... and the lobster My tanks like a ride at Alton Towers, you've got to be a certain size What is Bob, btw? 603602[/snapback] He's a killer goldfish. I'll post a pic of him later. Going to work soon, so don't have time now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 That would be cool. You could train it to become the ultimate fighter swan. 603603[/snapback] Only 99p! Now to find a tortoise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 or a wasp? 603605[/snapback] Apparently there arent any wasps though.... The fish might get a swimover if the wasp didn't show for the weigh-in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Only 99p! 603611[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 He's a killer goldfish. I'll post a pic of him later. Going to work soon, so don't have time now 603608[/snapback] Hah .. I bet your puny goldfish couldnt even take out a wasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Hah .. I bet your puny goldfish couldnt even take out a wasp 603616[/snapback] He's sleeping at the moment, which is lucky for you, because if he's seen you post that, he'd be after you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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