Quentin Taranbino Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) Not wanting to put the shits up anyone but flying spiders do exist (although thankfully I don't think in this country) Edited October 2, 2014 by DavidMcG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Not wanting to put the shits up anyone but,I'M GONNA DO JUST FUCKIN THAT! Thanks man at 38 years old I had never even thought of flying fucking spiders... Don't even want to check if they are genuine or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Got a bit moist when I saw this. Sadly it's a fake http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/wingedspider.asp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Got a bit moist when I saw this. Sadly it's a fake http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/wingedspider.asp "Sadly it's a fake""Sadly"? Are you for real? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 It would be much better if spiders were the size of cows. They'd be too big to fit into your house, and they wouldn't give you as fright so easily as you'd hear them coming. Much less scary IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 +1 for the 'Spiders are creepy as f**k and scare the living shite out of me' group on here. Actually fucking petrified of them, it's no even funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 It would be much better if spiders were the size of cows. They'd be too big to fit into your house, and they wouldn't give you as fright so easily as you'd hear them coming. Much less scary IMO. Then they would most definitely eat you and be pretty good at it to as per size a spider is eight times stronger than a human and something like 4 times faster. The only positive is spiders exhaust very easily when running whereas human are the animals with the most endurance on earth, still I wouldn't fancy my chances 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 +1 for the 'Spiders are creepy as f**k and scare the living shite out of me' group on here. Actually fucking petrified of them, it's no even funny. I took a pic of a spider tonight i found in my house. I could post it if you want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 ...the number of folk in Australia who crash their cars and die when they flip their visors down only for a huge spider to fall out on to their lap.... Happened to me a few years ago (apart from the crashing & dying). One of these beauties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Spiders don't bother me in the slightest. Ever girl I've been with has always designated me as Chief Spider Remover. My gf refers to them as "Hectors" for some reason. They do seem a tad bigger this year, but I'm happy to let them go on trapping bugs etc. The garage window was a mass of uneaten flies last month, but the web owners were still there, so they must be getting picky. Wasps on the other hand terrify me no end. Especially if you meet it in a vulnerable moment like in the shower or having a slash. I feel like I ought to be given a medal or something any time I've managed to escort one back out of a window. If they fail to get the idea that I'm trying to set them free then they deserve to die for being so stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) "Sadly it's a fake" "Sadly"? Are you for real? Flying spiders ARE real. They were the first to build silk parachutes. ETA also, some of them live in the jetstream so they can travel much faster than 100Mph. They're too fast to run from. Edited October 3, 2014 by jock001 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Ken what I dislike more than spiders? Flying ants. I hate when they swarm in the summer. Even the way they look and crawl all over each other and the look of their wings reviles me. Ugly wee fuckers. I'm all in favour of spiders eating flying ants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I hate it when I find an exceptionally large bee or wasp in the house. I never know if it's just a big fatass or if it's a queen looking for a place to build a nest. I always kill them in a most vigorous manner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I'd probably ride a spider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 3, 2014 Author Share Posted October 3, 2014 I hate it when I find an exceptionally large bee or wasp in the house. I never know if it's just a big fatass or if it's a queen looking for a place to build a nest. I always kill them in a most vigorous manner. if it was a bee you killed , then you would know all about it as when wasps or bees die they send out a signal/noise to let others in the nest know they have been done in, so if you ever killed a queen yer house would probably end up full of panicked , angry defensive bees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I'd probably ride a spider Nobody could call you picky! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 3, 2014 Author Share Posted October 3, 2014 if it was a bee you killed , then you would know all about it as when wasps or bees die they send out a signal/noise to let others in the nest know they have been done in, so if you ever killed a queen yer house would probably end up full of panicked , angry defensive bees first line should read if it was a queen bee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 first line should read if it was a queen bee Fortunately that didn't happen. Maybe it hadn't started the nest up yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Flying spiders ARE real. They were the first to build silk parachutes. ETA also, some of them live in the jetstream so they can travel much faster than 100Mph. They're too fast to run from. yeah that's me done with this thread I think... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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