KnightswoodBear Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Wouldn't like to meet this fella. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/m-croc-caught-at-mandorah/story-fnk0b1zt-1227360665019 Mr Keeping survived the incident after poking the croc in the eye and using his board to fend it off when it returned another five times. Gaun yersel big yin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Just what we need, another fucking spider. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-05/new-tarantula-genus-discovered-in-australias-nt/6525552 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) Bannana bedlam - world's deadliest spider (with 6 inch long legs) on the rampage in Nuneaton. Story in the Courier My old man used to work in M&S in Abderdeen and then Dundee in the 70s. They often found mega spiders (ETA in bananas ). There was none of this calling pest control or the newspapers - the most junior member of staff was simply sent to deal with the offending beast by any brutal means necessary. Edited June 6, 2015 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Another Aussie lovely. Never knew they existed. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-09/cone-snail-stings-tourist-crew-member-on-whitsunday-island/6533710 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 Bannana bedlam - world's deadliest spider (with 6 inch long legs) on the rampage in Nuneaton. Story in the Courier My old man used to work in M&S in Abderdeen and then Dundee in the 70s. They often found mega spiders (ETA in bananas ). There was none of this calling pest control or the newspapers - the most junior member of staff was simply sent to deal with the offending beast by any brutal means necessary. If I was a junior member of staff put in that situation , I would simply tell my gaffer to go and f**k himself and walk out the building 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Croc crocked http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/national/cannibal-crocodile-makes-a-meal-out-of-his-mate/story-fnjbnxug-1227396169576 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Here's 10 new things to worry about... http://listverse.com/2015/06/14/10-creepy-spiders-weve-recently-discovered/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Revenge of the frogs http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-15/tree-frog-versus-snake-tries-to-make-a-meal-of-carpet-python/6546992 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 "An estimated 25,000 diving tarantulas live along a 10 kilometre stretch of floodplain largely hidden from outsiders ..." Thank f**k for that. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-21/spider-expert-hails-medicinal-possibilities-from-nt-tarantulas/6560978?section=nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 f**k. That. http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/science/snake-found-in-bonnet-of-ute-in-queensland/story-fnjwkt0b-1227414487441?from=public_rss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 4 hour erection then death?! http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/mother-finds-nest-of-worlds-deadliest-spider-whose-bite-can-give-man-four-hour-erection/story-fnq2oad4-1227415836891?from=public_rss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 4 hour erection then death?! http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/mother-finds-nest-of-worlds-deadliest-spider-whose-bite-can-give-man-four-hour-erection/story-fnq2oad4-1227415836891?from=public_rss She's not bad looking. Death by snu snu for her man, then. And that article also calls her a "full-time mum". Facebook thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 A town has been taken over by 25000 tarantulas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 A town has been taken over by 25000 tarantulas. The f**k is it with Australia ? Also they can survive underwater , imagine the scene , running from an angry mob of about 2000 tarantulas and you reach the coast , you think this is your last throw of the dice and think f**k it I would rather get devoured by a shark than these creepy b*****ds ,so you go bombing in and swim a good 100 yards or so out and stop , look back at the coast and take a deep breath of relief to yourself , only to feel something on your leg and then another on your other leg , you look down and notice a huge black swarm coming your way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) The f**k is it with Australia ? Also they can survive underwater , imagine the scene , running from an angry mob of about 2000 tarantulas and you reach the coast , you think this is your last throw of the dice and think f**k it I would rather get devoured by a shark than these creepy b*****ds ,so you go bombing in and swim a good 100 yards or so out and stop , look back at the coast and take a deep breath of relief to yourself , only to feel something on your leg and then another on your other leg , you look down and notice a huge black swarm coming your way Aye it's fucking mental You'd also have saltwater crocodiles to contend with up in Darwin/Northern Territory, which seems to be the craziest state to stay in Edited June 26, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 I am surprised they have just not discovered a t-Rex with wings yet in Australia which breathes and farts fire . They have every other sort of creature to scare the living daylight a out of you .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I am surprised they have just not discovered a t-Rex with wings yet in Australia which breathes and farts fire . They have every other sort of creature to scare the living daylight a out of you .. They did, we made him Prime Minister 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 They did, we made him Prime Minister That's not him, it's The thing in his budgie smugglers, Peta Credlin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 The f**k is it with Australia ? Also they can survive underwater , imagine the scene , running from an angry mob of about 2000 tarantulas and you reach the coast , you think this is your last throw of the dice and think f**k it I would rather get devoured by a shark than these creepy b*****ds ,so you go bombing in and swim a good 100 yards or so out and stop , look back at the coast and take a deep breath of relief to yourself , only to feel something on your leg and then another on your other leg , you look down and notice a huge black swarm coming your way f**k me, you've written a horror movie script there. Throw in a zombie cheerleader and you could sell it to The Asylum to be turned into a SyFy TV film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 f**k me, you've written a horror movie script there. Throw in a zombie cheerleader and you could sell it to The Asylum to be turned into a SyFy TV film. Scubantulas Taken! Open to offers for the rights to the title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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