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Mr Keeping survived the incident after poking the croc in the eye and using his board to fend it off when it returned another five times.

Gaun yersel big yin!

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Bannana bedlam - world's deadliest spider (with 6 inch long legs) on the rampage in Nuneaton.

Story in the Courier

My old man used to work in M&S in Abderdeen and then Dundee in the 70s. They often found mega spiders (ETA in bananas ). There was none of this calling pest control or the newspapers - the most junior member of staff was simply sent to deal with the offending beast by any brutal means necessary.

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Bannana bedlam - world's deadliest spider (with 6 inch long legs) on the rampage in Nuneaton.

Story in the Courier

My old man used to work in M&S in Abderdeen and then Dundee in the 70s. They often found mega spiders (ETA in bananas ). There was none of this calling pest control or the newspapers - the most junior member of staff was simply sent to deal with the offending beast by any brutal means necessary.

If I was a junior member of staff put in that situation , I would simply tell my gaffer to go and f**k himself and walk out the building

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She's not bad looking. Death by snu snu for her man, then.

And that article also calls her a "full-time mum". Facebook thread for this pish.

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The f**k is it with Australia ? Also they can survive underwater , imagine the scene , running from an angry mob of about 2000 tarantulas and you reach the coast , you think this is your last throw of the dice and think f**k it I would rather get devoured by a shark than these creepy b*****ds ,so you go bombing in and swim a good 100 yards or so out and stop , look back at the coast and take a deep breath of relief to yourself , only to feel something on your leg and then another on your other leg , you look down and notice a huge black swarm coming your way :(

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The f**k is it with Australia ? Also they can survive underwater , imagine the scene , running from an angry mob of about 2000 tarantulas and you reach the coast , you think this is your last throw of the dice and think f**k it I would rather get devoured by a shark than these creepy b*****ds ,so you go bombing in and swim a good 100 yards or so out and stop , look back at the coast and take a deep breath of relief to yourself , only to feel something on your leg and then another on your other leg , you look down and notice a huge black swarm coming your way :(

Aye it's fucking mental

You'd also have saltwater crocodiles to contend with up in Darwin/Northern Territory, which seems to be the craziest state to stay in

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I am surprised they have just not discovered a t-Rex with wings yet in Australia which breathes and farts fire . They have every other sort of creature to scare the living daylight a out of you ..

They did, we made him Prime Minister

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The f**k is it with Australia ? Also they can survive underwater , imagine the scene , running from an angry mob of about 2000 tarantulas and you reach the coast , you think this is your last throw of the dice and think f**k it I would rather get devoured by a shark than these creepy b*****ds ,so you go bombing in and swim a good 100 yards or so out and stop , look back at the coast and take a deep breath of relief to yourself , only to feel something on your leg and then another on your other leg , you look down and notice a huge black swarm coming your way :(

f**k me, you've written a horror movie script there. Throw in a zombie cheerleader and you could sell it to The Asylum to be turned into a SyFy TV film.

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