MangoBroccoli Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 who was it that pulled the girl with the hump and didn't notice until the doggy style? Eddiemunster. Somewhere in NSFW. The original story is the highest rated post in the history of the website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Well that is fucking grim Tell me about it. He's never lived it down though - he still gets a pounding that someone actually died to avoid getting off with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Tell me about it. He's never lived it down though - he still gets a pounding that someone actually died to avoid getting off with him. Could've been worse, he could've tried to slip the mitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Guy I know tried to pull a dead girl. House party years ago, everybody was guttered and he sat next to a girl sitting alone trying to make conversation. Despite busting out all his best lines, he got the square root of nowhere. Next morning as the party was breaking up, they discovered she’d been dead since not long after getting there. She’d necked a litre of vodka in about half an hour and had succumbed to alcoholic poisoning. And she had not pissed herself or vomited..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 And she had not pissed herself or vomited..... It was a party, it wouldn't be a deal breaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 And she had not pissed herself or vomited..... Apparently not. The way I heard it she was sort of slumped, but no more than anybody else there. It was only the next morning when they were hoovering round her or whatever they twigged. Fucking bleak way to check out, but a lifetime of slagging for the guy. He's one of those guys who seems to attract bad luck - once got mugged for a can of Coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I nearly died kissing a girl. Her breath was honkin of shit. Did she rim you 1st? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Did she rim you 1st? I wish, I love that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Not a pulling related story here but IIRC at least four people from my year at school died before sixth year was out. Couple of terminal illnesses, a suicide and a murder. And I have absolutely no idea what my kissing total is because I'm not a platinum level VL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Not a pulling related story here but IIRC at least four people from my year at school died before sixth year was out. Couple of terminal illnesses, a suicide and a murder. And I have absolutely no idea what my kissing total is because I'm not a platinum level VL. Excuse my ignorance, what is a VL ? You called me one last night and I don't know what it is. I can guess its not a compliment though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Excuse my ignorance, what is a VL ? You called me one last night and I don't know what it is. I can guess its not a compliment though. to use it in a sentence chomp my root is a VL, he claims he lost it at his nan's bit but he didny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 A lass I went out with when I was 19 for three years died at the start of this year with a brain tumour. I hadn't seen or spoke to her for about 6 years but she phoned my mums to get hold of me and I went and seen her. It was kind of weird as she had 2 kids and was married but she wanted to see me before she passed. Was pretty grim but something im glad I got the chance to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 to use it in a sentence chomp my root is a VL, he claims he lost it at his nan's bit but he didny. Ta, is it short for something then ? Virgin something maybe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 A lass I went out with when I was 19 for three years died at the start of this year with a brain tumour. I hadn't seen or spoke to her for about 6 years but she phoned my mums to get hold of me and I went and seen her. It was kind of weird as she had 2 kids and was married but she wanted to see me before she passed. Was pretty grim but something im glad I got the chance to do Did you get one last pump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Apparently not. The way I heard it she was sort of slumped, but no more than anybody else there. It was only the next morning when they were hoovering round her or whatever they twigged. Fucking bleak way to check out, but a lifetime of slagging for the guy. He's one of those guys who seems to attract bad luck - once got mugged for a can of Coke. I knew this thread was a long shot but I never expected it to lead to two posts with the Magee level of bullshit that you've came out with on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Ta, is it short for something then ? Virgin something maybe ? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Yes Don't tease, what's the L for, I really don't know and I'm curious now (fnarr fnarr) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Don't tease, what's the L for, I really don't know and I'm curious now (fnarr fnarr) The picture is a pretty massive hint to what the L stands for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 The picture is a pretty massive hint to what the L stands for Lips ? VL = virgin lips ? Thats a bit meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I knew this thread was a long shot but I never expected it to lead to two posts with the Magee level of bullshit that you've came out with on here. Whatever - as I inferred earlier, I wasn't there that night, but I heard pretty much the same story independently from several people who I've no reason to disbelieve. The guy involved still gets embarrassed about it twenty years down the line, so that's the clincher for me. Guess you just got the bonus plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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