SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) Lots of Kaidens, Coreys, Harrisons and 199 (one hundred and fucking ninety-nine) Kai's in one year in Scotland. As for the most popular boys names and pretty much the entire female list; an absolute fucking horror show of Waitrosey shitcunt names. "Gracie" Fucking hell. Edited October 10, 2014 by SodjesSixteenIncher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 When my son was born, the woman in the bed across from my wife also had a boy and named him Harrison. The teenager in the bed next to us had fully prepared for a girl with lots of accompanying names, but was clearly gutted when a boy duly arrived. Having thought of NO boys names, she pinched Harrison. My wife, on telling me this, warned me not to say our boys name out loud in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Craig Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 There is a complete list of names registered in Scotland on the General Register Office website Some unbelievable ones in there.... http://www.gro-scotland.gov.uk/statistics/theme/vital-events/births/popular-names/babies-first-names-2013/detailed-tables.html Lucifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Lucifer *Lukifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 There's also a T (?) Yorkshirian? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 When my son was born, the woman in the bed across from my wife also had a boy and named him Harrison. The teenager in the bed next to us had fully prepared for a girl with lots of accompanying names, but was clearly gutted when a boy duly arrived. Having thought of NO boys names, she pinched Harrison. My wife, on telling me this, warned me not to say our boys name out loud in future. When my little boy was due my missus got chatting with her cousin - who was due 2 weeks before us. She ended up having a wee boy and in a complete "coincidence" ended up choosing the name we had earmarked. We haven't spoken to her since and I feel I am justified in saying she is an absolute c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 My youngest lad is called Harry. We had a few names earmarked and I mentioned the name Harry in passing to my sister shortly before he was due. She went absolutely mental, saying we couldn't use that name, as if she and her husband chose to have a baby, and it was a boy, they were going to use that name as it had some tradition in my brother-in-law's family. Told her to GTF, used it and they've since decided not to have any kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 (edited) Did you stick to the name you had planned, shuggie? Edited October 11, 2014 by Ranaldo Bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Did you stick to the name you had planned, shuggie? I had no issue sticking with the name but my missus was so angry she was completely against the name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Lots of Kaidens, Coreys, Harrisons and 199 (one hundred and fucking ninety-nine) Kai's in one year in Scotland. A friend of my girlfriend's sister has spawned a Kaiden and a Kai, aswell as two others also beginning with K. Harrowing stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 A friend of my girlfriend's sister has spawned a Kaiden and a Kai, aswell as two others also beginning with K. Harrowing stuff.Is this friend Kirk Broadfoot? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/4073678/Gers-ace-Kirk-Broadfoot-has-another-KB-baby.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 It's the mis-spellings of sensible names that do my head in, like Kamuran above, or the myriad ways to spell Siobhan etc. Not to mention the made up names like Cayden or DeSean, I mean seriously. I know someone who has called their child Kayden so they've mispelt a made up name. I had to ask if it was a boy or a girl. It was a boy apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 (edited) A friend of my girlfriend's sister has spawned a Kaiden and a Kai, aswell as two others also beginning with K. Harrowing stuff. Probably immediately planned a fourth when folk started calling the kids 'the KKK'. Edited October 11, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 There was a wee bam at my school called Barry White. I hope you took him just the way he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Saw some crackers when marking for the SQA, the one I remember the most was a Starchild Skyflower........... Guess parents were children of the 60s? Over here, last school I worked at seemed every 2 out of 3 boys was called *insert single initial/single syllable*'Shawn. It was like the parents just threw a dart at an alphabet board and then added "Shawn" In Scotland at one school I did teach a girl called Rosemary, who's family name was (kid you not) Cock. I got the call one day from the office "Do you have a Rosie Cock in your room?" Had to leave the room for a few minutes after that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Bazil. Fucking Bazil. With a 'Z'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Bazil. Fucking Bazil. With a 'Z'. Which is probably pronounced "Zee". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 (edited) Bazil. Fucking Bazil. With a 'Z'. Fawlty spelling, they should Brush up on their English. Edited October 11, 2014 by Albino Rover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I knew an Irish lad called Con (short for Conor) Carney. People called him "Chili". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Jaxon, fucking Jaxon. Ridiculous name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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