Kmeister Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Through work I have meet the following: Carol Carroll, Kelly Kelly and Kerry Kelly. I heard of one child that was called Vronica, and could just imagine the conversation between the proud parents just after the birth; "What will we call the Bairn?" "Veronica" "How do you spell that?" "V R ON I CA.........." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 A quick watch of the NFL throws out every shite name you can imagine. Watched a game at the weekend....Ka'Deem, Santonio, Ego...get fucked. best one in the NFL just now is, "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix, reall name Ha'Sean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 There's one person called Alexander Alexander in Dundee - of course they get known as Double Ecky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 There used to be a Dr M Daft in the Dundee phone directory. No idea if he/she is still alive. Have also taught: William Wallace Daniel Defoe Glenn Miller Michael Jackson David (Davie) Jones Alice Coupar John(ny) Cash 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 There used to be a Dr M Daft in the Dundee phone directory. No idea if he/she is still alive. I'm sure Coca Cola's heid bummer from a few years ago was Douglas Daft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I very nearly ended up working with a chap named Torquil Clyde once upon a time. He couldn't be anything other than a chap with a handle like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sugden Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) There was a half Greek, half Scottish girl a few years below me at school with such a fucking ridiculous name that nobody believes me when I cite it in these kind of conversions. Luckily, a quick google search reveals that she is now trying her hand at modelling and so I have proof. http://www.modelmayhem.com/2182437 She doesn't happen to have an older sister does she? I once went on a blind date with a girl who looked very similar with the surname McCracken - she was bloody mental Edited October 23, 2014 by Mr Sugden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham89 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) I once came across this name on facebook: "Aryan Niazzi" It needs no comment really. Edited October 24, 2014 by ham89 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Waiting on the train home tonight, a small child began to run away from it's mum. "Ocean get back here. Ocean I'm warning you." Was the shout from the mother. WHO THE f**k CALLS THEIR CHILD OCEAN??????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Waiting on the train home tonight, a small child began to run away from it's mum. "Ocean get back here. Ocean I'm warning you." Was the shout from the mother. WHO THE f**k CALLS THEIR CHILD OCEAN??????? The tide was obviously out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Waiting on the train home tonight, a small child began to run away from it's mum. "Ocean get back here. Ocean I'm warning you." Was the shout from the mother. WHO THE f**k CALLS THEIR CHILD OCEAN??????? oceans got crabs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I once came across the name: "Aryan Niazzi" It needs no comment really. I too have came across this name. Do you work for the nhs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ham89 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) I too have came across this name. Do you work for the nhs?I do but not where I came across this.It was through the delights of social media. Edited October 24, 2014 by ham89 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Somebody that left some comments on a Dundee Local news item on the Courier web site used the name Isaac Hunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 In the dentists waiting room yesterday, wife leafing listlessly through Hello or OK or something, when what catches my eye? The headline Claire Sweeney and [bloke] present their new son, Jaxon. We need a tsunami, now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 In the dentists waiting room yesterday, wife leafing listlessly through Hello or OK or something, when what catches my eye? The headline Claire Sweeney and [bloke] present their new son, Jaxon. We need a tsunami, now. Makes you question why someone hasn't built a Death Star by now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Not an uncommon spelling unfortunately. I agree with the tsunami sentiment though. From reading The List i saw that 14 lassies in Scotland have been named "Wictoria". I know he's prolific but how many weans has Jonathon Woss sired? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Flicking through channels, some episode of new (read: shite) Buzzcocks on Dave and from some boyband is a boy called "Jaymi." Why? I mean really, why? You're still naming the wean the same thing, why be awkward? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Close the thread. Lindzi James Tyger Drew-Honey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyger_Drew-Honey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Close the thread. Lindzi James Tyger Drew-Honey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyger_Drew-Honey Wrong on so many levels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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