Suspect Device Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'd maybe upgrade to do my shopping at Sainsburys. Not even M&S? (Nae Waitrose up her yet) I'd build us a decent stadium with heated seats but still keep a cold a windy part of it for the away fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'd still come to work for a few days but turn up using increasingly ludicrously forms of transport. Turn up on a Clydesdale then a hovercraft, jet pack, Chinook etc Swag into the office making no reference to whatever monstrosity you've just left in the car park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Not even M&S? (Nae Waitrose up her yet) I'd build us a decent stadium with heated seats but still keep a cold a windy part of it for the away fans. So basically a good stadium except a Cappielow-style 'Wee Dublin End' to punish away fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'd buy Dens Park and install a new PA system in the South Enclosure. Spunk the rest on a campaign of elaborate practical jokes that publicly denigrate Jackie McNamara. Install a series of camouflaged trapdoors under the turf at Tannadice. Also set up the floodlights so that they can be turned on/off via remote control. Pop up randomly during games after a blackout and tolling bell dressed as the phenom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'd maybe upgrade to do my shop lifting at Sainsburys. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Get the supplies in for the inevitable zombie apocalypse and then make a brew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Easy, give at least 10% away to Yorkhill Children's hospital. buy a house, buy a yacht, go sailing around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 What's the point in the house if you're going sailing? Guessing that he isn't planning on going sailing forever and wants a house to come back to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 What's the point in the house if you're going sailing? sjc has both and he hasn't even won yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 f**k bitches get mo' money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I would go to work naked the first day and see how many people want to pump me without knowing I'm loaded. On day 2 I would do the same but tell them I won the lotto then see if I'm better looking.I like work so I would go in every so often but I wouldn't make a habit of going in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 How much we getting? If it was the Euro Millions and I got £40 million I would go into work, give the people I liked about 250k and laugh at all the wee brown nose wanks that think they are better than everyone else. Then I would hand in my notice and purposely make huge mistakes over the next 4 weeks and complain that my £500 note didn't fit into the vending machine. I would probably return a year later begging for my job back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Pay that Chelsea ferguson for a ride would be a start. Just so I could say I shagged her. Buy Perth harbour just to park a dinghy in it so no other c**t could use it. Pay someone to kick Ed milliband square in the nuts. Pay for Leigh Griffiths to be chemically castrated. Give Steve brown money for the infrastructure. Spunk the rest on getting pished and acting like I was in the wolf of Wall Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Chelsea Ferguson is stinking. I wouldn't shag her if she paid me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Pick a spot 12 miles off the coast of london, drop rocks off ships till I had my own island and set up a tax haven while telling UKgov to go f**k themselves royally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm sure they'd be gutted about you living on a pile of rocks rather than moving to Monaco like any sane person would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Pick a spot 12 miles off the coast of london, drop rocks off ships till I had my own island and set up a tax haven while telling UKgov to go f**k themselves royally. You could start with the SS Richard Montgomery as your foundations, I don't think anyone would object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Chelsea Ferguson is stinking. I wouldn't shag her if she paid me. I'd be rich, I could do whatever the f**k I wanted :thumbsup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I would get a tad excited but not show it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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