WFAANW Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Chelsea Ferguson is stinking. I wouldn't shag her if she paid me. I wouldn't shag her for the sake of shagging her but if she paid me i'd fire into her no problem. I would go to work naked the first day and see how many people want to pump me without knowing I'm loaded. On day 2 I would do the same but tell them I won the lotto then see if I'm better looking.I like work so I would go in every so often but I wouldn't make a habit of going in. f**k that i'd just buy my work,then turn up and do f**k all while looking like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm sure they'd be gutted about you living on a pile of rocks rather than moving to Monaco like any sane person would do. Any sane person? I take it you think you'd fit that description? So you take your few million to monaco and live like a king for a few years. I build a new country where all the tax goes to me because there's nothing else to spend it on and I take my few billion to monaco and live AS a king for the rest of my life. So, when you said sane, did you mean dumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 The Coast of London? Isn't the thames estuary in London? Essentially as close as I can be to piss off Westminster the most. Although aftyer further consideration, that would be fecking stupid. I'd build it off the coast of newcastle and claim every single part of England's oil reserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Buy Hibs and be even tighter than Petrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Any sane person? I take it you think you'd fit that description? So you take your few million to monaco and live like a king for a few years. I build a new country where all the tax goes to me because there's nothing else to spend it on and I take my few billion to monaco and live AS a king for the rest of my life. So, when you said sane, did you mean dumb? You said you would build a country by dropping rocks in the River Thames. Yeah, I'm the dumb one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Tax haven? Cayman Islands, Luxembourg, Jersey? Or some bloke standing on a pile of rocks in the middle of the North Sea. That's a tough choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Any sane person? I take it you think you'd fit that description? So you take your few million to monaco and live like a king for a few years. I build a new country where all the tax goes to me because there's nothing else to spend it on and I take my few billion to monaco and live AS a king for the rest of my life. So, when you said sane, did you mean dumb? You're the only one living there. Who's paying you billions in tax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 sjc has both and he hasn't even won yet. <<< so money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Any sane person? I take it you think you'd fit that description? So you take your few million to monaco and live like a king for a few years. I build a new country where all the tax goes to me because there's nothing else to spend it on and I take my few billion to monaco and live AS a king for the rest of my life. So, when you said sane, did you mean dumb? I wouldn't go on Dragons' Den with this business plan if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 FAO: jock001 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 FAO: jock001 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/alligator-caye-parcel Something is putting me off that one. Can't quite put my finger on it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/alligator-caye-parcel Something is putting me off that one. Can't quite put my finger on it..... I had exactly the same thought.... When I win it tonight, I'll be dumping my missus and buying the island just off Split, and getting elbow deep in the local women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/alligator-caye-parcel Something is putting me off that one. Can't quite put my finger on it..... Man up Princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I had exactly the same thought.... When I win it tonight, I'll be dumping my missus and buying the island just off Split, and getting elbow deep in the local women. I looked into buying one of the islands off the coast of Croatia about 10years back..........development costs were a bit scary tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I looked into buying one of the islands off the coast of Croatia about 10years back..........development costs were a bit scary tbh! Perhaps explains why they don't include the price on that one. Absolutely stunning part of the world, and the women were phenomenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Perhaps explains why they don't include the price on that one. Absolutely stunning part of the world, and the women were phenomenal. The island wasn't that expensive if I remember correctly but the associated infrastructure cost (jetty, water purification, sewerage treatment etc) blew me out of the water........that was before even considering the cost to build a luxury pad! You're right though.....beautiful part of the World/ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Man up Princess! ^^^ Alligator proofed boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 ^^^ Alligator proofed boat stick with me KB.....I'll keep you right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 You're the only one living there. Who's paying you billions in tax? The companies which have registered offices there but no actual workers. Just like in every other tax haven. FAO: jock001 http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands Very cool but aren't they all part of established countries? I wouldn't go on Dragons' Den with this business plan if I were you. You should google what China is currently up to in the South China Sea. If the worlds largest and richest superpower backs the idea, I don't really need some BBC TV presenters to confirm it's a good 'un. Or anyone on P&B for that matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Isn't the thames estuary in London? Correct, it's tidal up to around Tower Bridge. Area of the estuary known as the Tideway. I.e. the eastern areas of London are geographically speaking on the coast. You wouldn't be able to extend a line more than a few hundred metres from one bank without hitting another though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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