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The latest on next weeks snow, is GB News upping the length of the wall of snow to 800 miles and dropping the temperature to -4.

40 minutes later the Mirror is back with their wild forecasting with -13 temperatures for central Scotland.

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GB News need to bring out the big guns for this now. Surely they bring out Nathan Rao..............to end this as a competition.

 

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20 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

All of the public transport in Ayrshire has been replaced by horses and carts.

A brave move, the locals will probably eat them.

 

 

 

 

And if they can catch the horses they'll eat them too. 

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16 minutes ago, RawB93 said:

The water in my toilet is moving :mellow:

Could be someone flushed their pet python or crocodile down the toilet when it got to big and its been happily living there for years growing in size on take-aways and street dogs until a storm named by the Norwegians comes along or it could just be the sewers are choc full to the brim with jobbies trying to escape. This was 15 minutes ago, you'll probably already know the answer to that by now and are fighting all of the above with kitchen utensils, maybe all of the above at once.

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2 minutes ago, CityDave94 said:

Could be someone flushed their pet python or crocodile down the toilet when it got to big and its been happily living there for years growing in size on take-aways and street dogs until a storm named by the Norwegians comes along or it could just be the sewers are choc full to the brim with jobbies trying to escape. This was 15 minutes ago, you'll probably already know the answer to that by now and are fighting all of the above with kitchen utensils, maybe all of the above at once.

Which begs the question: Which kitchen utensils would be most effective at repelling attack by crocodile, snake or jobby?

Have any P&Bers ever had to fight off reptiles or faeces using nothing but common household implements?

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4 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said:

Which begs the question: Which kitchen utensils would be most effective at repelling attack by crocodile, snake or jobby?

Have any P&Bers ever had to fight off reptiles or faeces using nothing but common household implements?

Don't fight jobbies with electric hand blenders. Trust me on this. 

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