hearthammer Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I bet her hoose smells like a rancid horse box after her 93-a-day essential diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 7am - Handful of nuts. Tends to be how I start my day too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Id rather be fat tbh. What a boring existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Id rather be fat tbh. What a boring existence. To be honest, despite the initial similarities my average day tends to diverge from hers quite dramatically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 ...ah but wait. "Juicing guru whose austere diet sparked a storm admits a soft spot for tacos and Creme Eggs" http://www.independent.co.uk/news/juicing-guru-whose-austere-diet-sparked-a-storm-admits-a-soft-spot-for-tacos-and-creme-eggs-9978534.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Definite wid though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Definite wid though. I wid too - loose the will to live following her diet and routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 f**k off you nosey c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Thats hardly impressive i eat much more than that in an average day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 f**k off you nosey c**t. Oil on the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Who the f**k would shower before they go running anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Who the f**k would shower before they go running anyway? Shower away the fountains of shite that had sprayed out her mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 That seems like a terrifyingly shite existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Her weekends do sound exciting tbf, what with her almond milk cappuccino treats and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 If this is what she puts in the printed media imagine the shite she must post on Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Thats not enough to consume in a full day for an adult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Its as if she knew people would be reading it. Guarenteed two bottles of wine a night before crying herself to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 11am - a green juice stops my tummy from rumbling 11.04am - nope, still rumbling Have some chips ya human xylophone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Promoting this as a healthy sort of way of life will surely attract people with eating disorders, i would imagine i would faint by about 3 o clock on this diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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