Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Wha? A woman who wears a gum shield around her neck? It's a broken cock ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Bobby Skidmarks . I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Today has consisted off 7:30 awake 7:30-9:15 clean house, make bed read paper 9:15-11:30 go into town, meet friend have breakfast go home 11:30-11:40: w**k 11:40-12:00 contemplate the meaning of life 12:00-12:30 lunch 12:30-4:30 play Xbox one 4:30-now eat tea, tidy up, try to motivate myself tonight. The life of champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 16, 2015 Author Share Posted January 16, 2015 Jeremy Kyle could have a major programme with the peckin' bint and a few of the sock-fillers here. To help Monsieur le Throbber . . . . . . . . http://www.iocp.org.uk/Advice_about_buying_socks.php You're Welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 The only Slazenger throbber bought was a racquet to beat his crusty socks hanging on the washing line with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Bobby Skidmarks . I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.[/size] ^^^^ Psycho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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