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Griffiths and Tonev to form a band?

Rumour has it Jim Kerr and Bono are planning a Mandela-style campaign and star-studded single release.

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If it's an intellectual fight, a battle of minds, I agree to lay down the gauntlet and accept your challenge. The pen is mightier than the sword. Metaphorically. In literal terms, nobody in possession of a sword would be that scared if I threatened them with a pen. I remain hopeful though, because Stephen Hawking could probably beat me in a physical fight.

So, spelling contest then? ;)

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What's the party line on this one then? Misheard lyrics?

It's a two-pronged attack.

a) It's strange that nobody else in the pub has been arrested - clear evidence of an anti-Celtic conspiracy.

b) The arrest was made a week before Celtic play Rangers - clear evidence of an anti-Celtic conspiracy.

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What's the party line on this one then? Misheard lyrics?

Hundreds of independent earwitnesses who rushed to the picket fence where the offensive words were alleged to have come from heard Wizzard's See My Baby Jive, one of Mr Griffith's two dozen lawyers told the court.

The charges are ridiculous. English is Mr Griffiths' second language, said everyone else.

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