Silverton End Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 There was a young man from Nantucket, Who's cock was so big he could suck it, He said, with a grin, wiping spunk from his chin, If my arse was a fanny I'd f**k it.. ©Jerry Sadowitz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 3 hours ago, DAFC. said: Scones They are quite smashing They also are delicious I keep them in the cupboard, there Right beside the dishes. Head S'gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I listened to this for the first time in years only just last night! Also, Sad Eyed Lady Of The Lowlands. Dylan was absolutely on fire in the mid sixties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I used to live on borrowed landBarely 13 I discovered my handStrong & supple & able to fightMy maw was shocked when I wanked at nightBrother Blades- From the masturbation trilogy 2019. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Fine DiningThere’s McDonald’s for your Big Mac and Fries,Chocolate Milkshake and Apple Pies,There’s KFC for some deep-fried chicken,And ghastly chips that’ll leave you stricken,Whopper and Royale at Burger King,With cheese that tastes not unlike string,Go to Subway for a foot long deal,Juice and a cookie to complete the meal,A buffet at Pizza Hut if you take the notion,As long as you don’t mind being served in slow motion,There’s Pizza Express if you want to act posh,If you order a starter make sure you’ve got dosh,An Indian buffet, you can choose any curry,Be rest assured they want you out in a hurry,What about Chinese, with food on a stick,Always eat too much, end up feeling sick,There’s always the chippy, Fish Supper with peas,A Friday favourite that’s sure to please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 There was a young man from Bengal Who was going to a fancy dress ball. He thought he would risk it, And go as a biscuit, But his dog ate him up in the hall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 There was a young man from Bombay Who discovered his mother was gay She found she came quicker With a woman fanny licker Than his father who took all day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Screen_Recording_20220914_164407_Word.mp4 Time to dig up this tribute to the late queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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