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Should penalty shoot-outs be replaced by poetry reading


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There would be no way in proving the players wrote the poems themselves

How about they are given a theme a day or so before the tie that could go into a pen shoot-out, so they'd struggle to pinch someone else's work

OR

Could they not give the 4th official an I-pad or some such mobile web device that they could search the first few lines to see iif the poem comes up & the poetry pen could be disqualified.

I can't believe what cheating c***s these poetry pen takers are, I think anyone caught cheating should be given a massive fine & a drug test. If they are prepared to cheat at the PP shoot out they are probably druggies too.

Oooft my gander is up now, think I'll pen a draft email to the SFA just in case eh, forward planning is my moto.

Grimbo

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We must be thorough Throbber, don't want to rush these important issues. We made sure the pyramid system was tried & tested elsewhere before adopting it, same rules apply with this eh?

Grimbo

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At least trial it as a form of half time entertainment first.

Yes good idea, the subs instead of kicking that sphere thing about could be given a roving microphone & entertain the fans rather than just themselves? The managers could have their recitals piped in to some mobile audio device so that could help influence their substitutions late on in a game.

Maybe the SFA could award a close of season award for the top 3 best sun performers, it could encourage an whole new breed of players coming up through the academies & might deter the plagiarizing cheating druggy c***s?

Grimbo

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