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Listen fool I dont care what larsson wore b4 he wore a c c strip I just don't like current bun a mean manager so what's the big deal as I said good 3 points anyway

'Listen fool'.....we've met befores!!! Just because your weekend is ruined don't take it out on me. I bet you didn't even front the 'currant bun' manager out today, did you??

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Back to the game????

After a pretty drab 1st half , we dominated mostly the second half, and the half time substitutes worked a treat, with Roberts & Pollack replacing the ineffectual Parker & Slane( although in fairness most of the starting 22 could be classed as ineffectual I. The first half).

We especially had a lot of joy down the right hand side with Durie, Roberts and Pollack, combining well together, McQueen joined in to decent effect at times.

McQueen had a good game and our best chances fell to him, with a very good half volley going narrowley wide, then forced a good save from the annan keeper. From the resultant corner the Annan keeper produced and even better save after Mcqueen turned a McLaughlin header goal wards.

Having struggled to find the net in last few games, as the clock ran down, Marko in particular had to look sharp in putting in a couple of blocks and swinglehurst coukd have performed daylight robbery with 5 minutes to go when he rose unchallenged from a corner but headed over.

Our goal was a peach, again with good build up play around the box and a cracking finish into bottom corner from Pollock from 20 odd yards.

Few things:-

Annan made their first sub after we scored?

McColm for the third time this season never kicked a ball.

Post match Ferguson said he only had 9 fit players, so credit to all and manager for getting through the game and the subs that changed game.

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Piss poor game,annan got what they deserved.passing was awful and clyde won every set piece in the air,9 times out of 10 with no challenge.1st time ever i cant wait for this season to finish,have no idea how we have managed to get as many points as we have.roll on may!

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I think the physicality was one of the telling factors today. He was apparently forced into it given injuries/suspensions but we were a physical team. Every delivery that McDougall put in from a corner kick (6 or 7) was terrific and resulted in a header from a Clyde player.

I was disappointed we didn't play around the clear defensive weakness that McStay introduces into Annan's team but again maybe the injuries played a part.

Marko was outstanding, Murray, Durie and Fisher all just behind him, whilst McQueen got the better of their centre halves in the air which is a terrific achievement. I'd like to also highlight McDougall who had a decent game.

Stating what I've said for weeks now but pace and goalscoring, as usual was the problem. If we had those in greater quantities, we would have won more comfortably today and we'd be as good as anything in the division. Ferguson is the sort of character that if he realises it, then he'll get the right guys in this summer. I think we need Pollock in the team every game, almost regardless of his general performance. There's plenty of evidence that he'll score goals; from matches and from the warm-up. Head over the ball, always low and therefore hard to stop.

Annan clearly appear to have had a terrible run of luck with injuries; I don't know enough about the type of injuries to know if there's a reason behind that? Chapman these last two years always seems to have a decent enough squad but I've no idea what their identity is supposed to be. I'd suggest that means that he doesn't either.

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Not had the best of luck with injuries but I thought we still had a pretty decent team today, albeit Mackay hasn't played all season so isn't really fit.

I can't remember ever seeing a decent game against Clyde, don't know why but they're never great.

Most annoying thing for me is the fact Chapman had 2 players stripped ready to come on, but held back giving them the full team talk! Only for the ref to blow the final whistle!! Bloody embarrassing really!

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If Facebook is anything to go by Pidmoondo has been caught smuggling sand out of the Canary Islands and will miss the match.

Perro de aventuras a pie de Pablo - El misterio de la arena que falta! (Paulsey’s Dog Walking Adventures - The Mystery of the Missing Sand)

¿Dónde está Pablo? Él está en las Islas Canarias y se está perdiendo a su perro! Eso significa que Facebook está haciendo más de lo que es el maltrato habitual! (Where is Paulsey? He’s in the Canary Islands and he is missing his dug. That’s why Facebook is getting more than its usual battering!) Et la pinza azul podría hacer una reaparición improbable !!!

Paulsey was lying on the beach in the Canary Islands thinking “ This is the life, sunshine, beer sea, sand……..” But something was missing………. The dug. And adventure! Ah well thought Paulsey, ye cannae have everything I suppose as he twiddled with his blue peg.

Later on that day on the way back from the beach he met another Scottish couple from Prestwick called Sanny & Wilma. Sanny invited Paulsey for a pint in the Ibrox Bar. Paulsey said “Aye, gan on then if you’re paying?” Sanny and Paulsey laughed as they went into the bar, which was owned by a guy called Nosa Rendre and had a little man made beach at the front of it with deckchairs and a parasol. Sanny shouted to the barman called Olderri, to get the pints in. 3 pints later Paulsey headed back for his siesta.

Later that evening Paulsey and Shirley headed to a local restaurant at the beach. After the meal Paulsey started talking to the owner and the conversation got round to the beach. The owner said that there used to be a lot more sand on it but lately it had been disappearing! Mmm said Paulsey as the cogs and wheels started to turn in his napper. Just then a black lab came round the corner. “Feck me” said Paulsey, “that looks just like my dug Cody”. That is my perro said the owner. He’s called El Codio!” The two of them laughed for ages at this. “Whats yer name anyway chief?” said Paulsey. “Pedro” was the reply. I’m Paulsey, we would make a great double act, Paulsey and Pedro! Have you got wifi asked Paulsey, I’ve got to get this amazing story on to Facebook immediately! “Woof” said El Codio (In Spanish).

After his meal Paulsey asked Pedro if he could take El Codio for a walk down the promenade and Pedro agreed as it saved him doing it himself. “Walkies” said Paulsey as he stood up but the dug just looked at him. “He probably doesn’t understand English” said Shirley. “Oh aye, said Paulsey, never thought of that, I’ll try again”. “ El Codio, meo an youo, walkio por el promenado?” The dug looked up and thought ‘What’s this cloon on about? I’m away for a walk! As he got up Paulsey said “Look Shirley, my Spanish must be improving?!” “Aye right said Shirley”. Woof said the dug (In Spanish).

Half an hour later Paulsey was walking past the Ibrox Bar when he seen Sanny, Wilma and some others coming back from the beach. Paulsey was laughing at their baggy arses when he noticed that the tarpaulin above the bar terrace was held on with a blue peg. Instinctively he clutched at his back pocket which was empty. He strode across and confronted Sanny – “That’s ma blue peg” he proclaimed. Gie it a rest said Sanny, it’s only a peg. It might only be a peg to you said Paulsey but its got sentimental value and I want it back!. Well you’re out of luck said Sanny, cos its holding up the terrace roof so take yer feckin dog and do one! Oh it’s like that is it? said Paulsey. I’ll be back! Woof said the dug (In Spanish!)

The next evening Paulsey, Pedro and El Codio were doing a stakeout from the bar across the road from the Ibrox bar. Pedro was telling Paulsey about them not paying their bills and owing other bars in the area for borrowed kegs etc. It certainly looked like they were expecting trouble because the barman Olderri was building a wall made of sandbags around the bar. 12 pints and 3 vegas bombs later and they were fast asleep until Paulsey woke with a sharp pain as Shirley booted him in the plums. “Are you no coming for tea dafty?” “Aye soon” was the reply. It was at that point that Sanny and Wilma came back up from the beach with their baggy erses. But lo and behold they emptied the sand out of the cracks of their arses on to the man made beach.

“I knew it” said Paulsey as he jumped up and took off across the road. “Who owns this bar?” He shouted. The cry was “Nosa Rendre” as the guarded Olderri’s walls. But Paulsey was not phased and he squared up to Sanny who had a sandbag in his hand. Paulsey also picked up a bag of sand and it was sandbags at 10 paces. “Right said Sanny, we canny dual on an empty stomach. Lets eat” as he walked towards the bacon tree beside the bar. Paulsey followed until Pedro shouted in his Spanish accent “Paulsey, No! It’s no a bacon tree, it’s a ham bush!” The warning came just in time as a volley of water balloons came hurtling out of the bar and nearly soaked Paulsey. Woof said El Codio (In Spanish!)

Paulsey jumped over the wall and rolled about the sand with Sanny. Wilma grabbed a hold of Paulsey’s shorts and ripped them off but luckily Paulsey was prepared and had a pair of speedos on below but he felt a sharp pain as Wilma’s cigarette burned into his left buttock. El Codio by this time was backed up by a few Perro Compatriots and he jumped up and grabbed the blue peg in his mouth causing the tarpaulin to fall down and trap everyone in the bar underneath it.

Just at that moment PC Grant Johnstone appeared from nowhere and grabbed Olderri.

“ Usted es huckletado” he said and grabbed Sanny with the other hand and said “You’re huckled too!”

Whats gan on Grant? said Paulsey

“I’ve been working with Interpol for the last 3 months chasing a major operation trafficking sand from the Saharah to Glasgow via the Canary Islands” said Grant. These boys are just a small part of the chain but a collar is a collar!

“Sí, y me he salido con la suya también, si no hubiera sido por ese pesky rey león y su feckin perro!” said Olderri!

“Meddling feckin Simba and his stupid mutt” said Sanny.

Paulsey stood up, covered in sand with his hair pinned back with a pinza azul (blue peg) and a fag burn in his speedos and strolled into the bar as the jukebox blasted out ‘Enter Sandman’ by Metallica. “A pint of Guinness” he said. “On the house” he added. The barman obliged.

“Woof” said El Codio. (In Spanish!)

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That revies no rite likes lol his heed is fu awe spanners

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Anyway let's put our differencies aside aggro good result but the boy moore coming in summer so barry can move on to fufill his ambitions there me thinking he wantrd to take us all the way ,I watch with interest but pretty sure this maybe the outcome

No let's not. I hope you enjoyed 'your boy' playing yesterday...he's been fucking shite all season. Probably why his da is a grumping old scrote with a sectariam issue with the management team. I was here before and i'll be here long after your pishy kid-on player departs, and you follow him. That day can't come soon enough.

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There's those think BF's the right man for the job, have their reasons for it & that's fair enough. I can't see what they are but it doesn't matter anyway, was made clear in January he'd remain in place this & next season so there's no point going on about him.

Finishing bottom half of this league is dire, the saving grace being it's highly unlikely we'll finish bottom now. If BF produces a good team next year that gets promoted, ideal, that's what we all want & about as much as you can say about it.

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I thought that's what we wanted this season BC so we give barry a season to get rid of decent side and build a shit one then get rid of all his shit signings again and start all over again nxt season and of course he will come out with the same old pish team needs time to gel ,won't b renewing season book until I see progress and under this idiot there will b none

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Had a wee feeling we would get something from game yday considering our good record doon there and we played fine week before without scoring...

BF needs to find a goalscorer plain and simple as McQueen has probably looked our biggest threat all season which is pretty poor reflection on the other guys with perhaps Daly being an exception who never really got a chance but always gave 110% coming off bench when asked....

Roll on may right enough and this season has been one to forget n move on. League so unpredictable from Arbroaths fall from top to Shires run to a near play off spot,You would be mad to gamble on it eh!!!...

Foreva n eva

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