Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 My wife has killed more of my clothing in the tumble dryer. That's another polo shirt I won't be wearing again. Really annoying. Should be a Panorama special on the menace of tumble dryers. My bird has ruined so many items of my clothing in the tumble dryer. Then insists that she's never shrunk anything! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 My bird has ruined so many items of my clothing in the tumble dryer. Then insists that she's never shrunk anything! My wife admits it, but tries to place the blame on me for having the temerity to put clothes in the washing basket. Fucks me right off. I was semi-raging this morning. What's the fucking point buying decent clothes if you can only wear them once? My strategy had been to buy XL stuff to allow for her shrinking items. However this polo shirt is now a medium at best, so that strategy had has had mixed results. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 My wife admits it, but tries to place the blame on me for having the temerity to put clothes in the washing basket. Fucks me right off. I was semi-raging this morning. What's the fucking point buying decent clothes if you can only wear them once? My strategy had been to buy XL stuff to allow for her shrinking items. However this polo shirt is now a medium at best, so that strategy had has had mixed results. My nephews are great beneficiaries of her hopelessness. She'll shrink some bit of brand new kit and then I'll just hand it straight to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 31, 2015 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 My bird has ruined so many items of my clothing in the tumble dryer. Then insists that she's never shrunk anything! ^^^ Fatty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 ^^^ Fatty I'll kill you and your entire family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 31, 2015 Author Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'll kill you and your entire family. Just as long as we don't move away at anything quicker than walking pace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Just as long as we don't move away at anything quicker than walking pace. Or throw a doughnut in front of a bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'M NOT FAT! Well, I mean, not that fat at least... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'M NOT FAT! Well, I mean, not that fat at least... Of course you're not, it's just that your clothes are shrinking because of your stupid wife. With you bro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Of course you're not, it's just that your clothes are shrinking because of your stupid wife. With you bro. Correct. I'm glad you've come around to my way of thinking. But seriously though, she fucking ruins my clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) Tumble dryers are for sub human scum. Get a clothes horse or whirly ya lazy bassas Edited July 31, 2015 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Correct. I'm glad you've come around to my way of thinking. But seriously though, she fucking ruins my clothes. Secretly put extra Persil in the washing machine, then laugh while she struggles to work out why her washing is cleaner than usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Put some of her whites in with the colours to get back at her. The bitch Secretly put extra Persil in the washing machine, then laugh while she struggles to work out why her washing is cleaner than usual. Dastardly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisleysaints Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Anyone seen the Jason Manford stand up called this, a few classics from the crowd on first world problems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Tumble dryers are for sub human scum. Get a clothes horse or whirly ya lazy bassas Arrrrh, but is it a clothes horse or a maiden? Grimbo Ps I'm off down to make repairs to my southern mansion this weekend, I rang a couple of my old drinking buddies to let them know I'll be down tonight & 1 of them is washing his hair & can't make it, the other is a proper pish heid so will be well up for it. Has anyone else been so badly let down by an old "friend"? Oh & I don't want to be stereotyping anyone but ma drinking pal was born in Glasgow. Hair wash says he'll go out Saturday night but I need to be back up here for the 3pm ko on Sunday in Stirling so daren't risk the drink on the Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Tumble dryers are for sub human scum. Get a clothes horse or whirly ya lazy bassas ^^^ can't afford one because he has 3 TVs type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Tumble dryers are for sub human scum. Get a clothes horse or whirly ya lazy bassas Gaz, I appreciate that you are pretty much sub-human, but we all have these. We just live in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Tumble dryers are for sub human scum. Get a clothes horse or whirly ya lazy bassas Gaz, I appreciate that you are pretty much sub-human, but we all have these. We just live in Scotland. I own a tumble dryer but it has probably been used twice in the last ten years. If you cannot master the laundry, buy more clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I own a tumble dryer but it has probably been used twice in the last ten years. If you cannot master the laundry, buy more clothes. Zen, pardon me for being rude, but has anyone seen fit to enjoy you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Haha that was meant to be 'employ you' but either question serves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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