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My wife has killed more of my clothing in the tumble dryer. That's another polo shirt I won't be wearing again. Really annoying. Should be a Panorama special on the menace of tumble dryers.

My bird has ruined so many items of my clothing in the tumble dryer. Then insists that she's never shrunk anything!

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My bird has ruined so many items of my clothing in the tumble dryer. Then insists that she's never shrunk anything!

My wife admits it, but tries to place the blame on me for having the temerity to put clothes in the washing basket.

Fucks me right off. I was semi-raging this morning.

What's the fucking point buying decent clothes if you can only wear them once? My strategy had been to buy XL stuff to allow for her shrinking items. However this polo shirt is now a medium at best, so that strategy had has had mixed results.

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My wife admits it, but tries to place the blame on me for having the temerity to put clothes in the washing basket.

Fucks me right off. I was semi-raging this morning.

What's the fucking point buying decent clothes if you can only wear them once? My strategy had been to buy XL stuff to allow for her shrinking items. However this polo shirt is now a medium at best, so that strategy had has had mixed results.

My nephews are great beneficiaries of her hopelessness. She'll shrink some bit of brand new kit and then I'll just hand it straight to them.

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Correct. I'm glad you've come around to my way of thinking.

But seriously though, she fucking ruins my clothes.

Secretly put extra Persil in the washing machine, then laugh while she struggles to work out why her washing is cleaner than usual.

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Tumble dryers are for sub human scum.

Get a clothes horse or whirly ya lazy bassas

Arrrrh, but is it a clothes horse or a maiden?

Grimbo

Ps I'm off down to make repairs to my southern mansion this weekend, I rang a couple of my old drinking buddies to let them know I'll be down tonight & 1 of them is washing his hair & can't make it, the other is a proper pish heid so will be well up for it. Has anyone else been so badly let down by an old "friend"?

Oh & I don't want to be stereotyping anyone but ma drinking pal was born in Glasgow.

Hair wash says he'll go out Saturday night but I need to be back up here for the 3pm ko on Sunday in Stirling so daren't risk the drink on the Saturday.

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Tumble dryers are for sub human scum.

Get a clothes horse or whirly ya lazy bassas

Gaz, I appreciate that you are pretty much sub-human, but we all have these. We just live in Scotland.

I own a tumble dryer but it has probably been used twice in the last ten years.

If you cannot master the laundry, buy more clothes.

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I own a tumble dryer but it has probably been used twice in the last ten years.

If you cannot master the laundry, buy more clothes.

Zen, pardon me for being rude, but has anyone seen fit to enjoy you?

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