Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Zen, pardon me for being rude, but has anyone seen fit to enjoy you? Y'a askin'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 The staff on my boat have failed to stock enough organic and fair trade ground coffee for my voyage. I will have to make do with 'instant'. Thankfully they had the sense to order a supply boat to replenish stocks asap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 My mother in law shrank most of my clothes during a visit a few years ago. There was a while that this was me: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 My missus bought me a nice Lyle & Scott polo last year. Wore it once and I accidentally put it into the tumble dryer, shrinking it. Pretty gutted. I don't have too much luck with designer gear it would seem. Ruined a Lacoste polo last week, spilling curry sauce on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) My missus bought me a nice Lyle & Scott polo last year. Wore it once and I accidentally put it into the tumble dryer, shrinking it. Pretty gutted. I don't have too much luck with designer gear it would seem. Ruined a Lacoste polo last week, spilling curry sauce on it. You should be forced to eat through a straw you absolute reprobate Edited July 31, 2015 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 My missus bought me a nice Lyle & Scott polo last year. Wore it once and I accidentally put it into the tumble dryer, shrinking it. Pretty gutted. I don't have too much luck with designer gear it would seem. Ruined a Lacoste polo1 last week, spilling curry2 sauce on it. Not to mention the questionable coat. 1-2 you seam to have form for spicy mishaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'm waiting for it to stop drizzling so I can head for the pub without getting a bit damp. But if I don't go soon I'll have to rush my pint to get to the football in time. Why does life have to be so hard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'm waiting for it to stop drizzling so I can head for the pub without getting a bit damp. But if I don't go soon I'll have to rush my pint to get to the football in time. Why does life have to be so hard? You could always take your Hello Kitty brolly and out yourself as a flaming homosexual. Is exactly the kind of intolerant nonsense that you won't be reading from me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I'm waiting for it to stop drizzling so I can head for the pub without getting a bit damp. But if I don't go soon I'll have to rush my pint to get to the football in time. Why does life have to be so hard? Have you considered that life isn't hard, but rather you're just soft? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Have you considered that life isn't hard, but rather you're just soft? This is the First World, of course I'm soft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Have you considered that life isn't hard, but rather you're just soft? The Samaritans P&B style! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You could always take your Hello Kitty brolly and out yourself as a flaming homosexual. Is exactly the kind of intolerant nonsense that you won't be reading from me Go to fridge, retrieve beer, open beer, drink beer. Leave house, enter pub, order whisky, drink whisky, go to football. The end. Both good plans, but have gone for third option. Go to fridge, get small bottle of Irn Bru, empty it in sink, fill it with whisky and secrete in jacket pocket for game. Even better, the sun's come out so I'll have time for a pint too! Life is good sometimes even in the First World. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Both good plans, but have gone for third option. Go to fridge, get small bottle of Irn Bru, empty it in sink, fill it with whisky and secrete in jacket pocket for game. Even better, the sun's come out so I'll have time for a pint too! Life is good sometimes even in the First World. I'll put up with many things, but the flagrant waste of Irn-Bru is just unacceptable. There are weans in the East End of Glasgow Africa who'd have killed for that delicious beverage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Things have taken a turn for the worse. Was caught in a brief shower on the way to the pub and caught and fear I've caught a slight chill. Asked for a mulled wine with a shot of brandy to stave off imminent death but the bartender had never even heard of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Ordered an ambulance to take me home. Don't want to die in a hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Lights/siren on or off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Minutes silence at The Tulloch, I fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Football clubs official websites that don't have basic info such as admission prices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Went to a food festival, was nice when we headed up abut not long after we got there it rained, and was very cold wind so we had to shelter inside until it was time to leave. Ended up deciding to come home and on way home the sun came out now its nice, and I'm too tired to go back out. It really seems as though nothing can go right for me in this world We headed to Doctors when it rained, it was quite a decent festival beforehand though. Heading over to George Street and had a beer at the Hard Rock bit they've set up in St Andrews Square. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 What festival are you on about? Had a beer at Bilbo's (i think) near the royal mile and now back at flat, weather couldn't have been worse for us, was nice when we were in the flat then started raining as we left and started properly raining when we go to festival and now that we've packed it in its nice again. Don't hold out any hope for a good August sadly We were in George Square, when it rained we went to Doctors at Potterrow. Had a beer, then went to St Andrews Square via taxi. Its Biblio's on Chambers Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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