Richie95 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Should have visited a fishmongers. Don't! I once got in a fight with a fishmonger, I got battered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Nothing to it. First time you get on the tube, shake hands with everyone sitting near you. Great ice breaker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Nothing to it. First time you get on the tube, shake hands with everyone sitting near you. Great ice breaker. And smile intently at everyone, otherwise everyone will think you're a weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Make sure you speak to the locals in shops on the tube etc a nice cheery smile and a chat about the weather will get you a long way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Don't! I once got in a fight with a fishmonger, I got battered. I think you were in the wrong plaice, sure you weren't in a chip shop? I cod you not, although my herring isn't what it used to be, I could have misheard you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 You're sure to be raped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 You're sure to be raped. No big deal tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Yep. Aberdeen. Bristol. London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I'm not female so Peter Tobin wasn't interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Well yeah I'd basically be looking for folk to go on the piss with at weekends etc. The good news is it will probably be late summer 2016, surely a load of graduates will be moving to London at the same time so it can't be too hard to form a kind of social group. You'll be wanting a mixed flatshare. 2 boys 2 girls. That way you can shag your way through your flatmates pals (try not to shag flatmates) and will always have drinking buddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Staple snakes to your nipples and walk around with your cock inside the stomach of a sheep that you've removed from the carcass and have carefully sewn on to your genitals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Staple snakes to your nipples and walk around with your cock inside the stomach of a sheep that you've removed from the carcass and have carefully sewn on to your genitals. That look is so last year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Anyone ever done this? Started over in that sort of way a few times. You can quickly make friends and become part of what is going on locally in whatever interests you. Not something to be daunted by if it is the right move for work reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Reinvent yourself as a grime MC. You may get shot and killed but at least you tried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Be sure to wear your kilt to work and say things like "Hawkeye the Noo" at every opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I might be moving to London, and I'm fucking shitting myself. It's shite. Don't bother SNP poster on your window son. You can have my spare one London's alright. Get to know yer ain borough when you move doon. Whoever said it's like loads of villages connected was right. You can get strangely attached to yer postcode and start moaning about "media types" who can't afford to live in in Muswell Hill putting the prices up before ye know it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Different scenario but I moved abroad with my missus last year. During that time she has been back in the UK for spells, leaving me out here to my own devices. Generally it's a great thing as met some top lads out here but with them all being out the country on business, I'm stuck here with only the barmen in my local pub to talk to. Without a doubt you need to make friends quickly or it will get lonely! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 I'm looking into this just now. Aiming for flat sharing initially at least 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Aye I moved up to Aberdeen for work. Back down the road now thankfully. Sadly no falkirk but close enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal-blue Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Not entirely sure how one makes friends when they move unless they have a hobby. Outwith work obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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