ICTChris Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Off out to sell untaxed bacon in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Gammon take f**k guys. Stop the puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 That's the last sausage and asbestos piece I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 That's the last sausage and asbestos piece I have.Sausage on asbestos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 I keep my processed meat intake to a minimum. People easting rolls n' SQUARE sausage should be made to stand outside in a shelter where people can point at them like the tinks they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Is a life without bacon worth living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Is a life without bacon worth living? Smoked or unsmoked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is bacon processed? I was under the impression it was cut cleanly off the pig, popped in a polythene covering and sold?Erm. Naw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I got a bacon roll from the horn the other week... Was nice knowing you p&b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I made a sort of carbonara but with blue cheese last night for my daughter and I. Borderline infanticide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I got a bacon roll from the horn the other week... Was nice knowing you p&b You must be really good in the sack if she got up and cooked for you afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 You must be really good in the sack if she got up and cooked for you afterwards. Sounds like she's trying to kill him off, so can't be that good. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Look at that meat hanging down. And what's with his bacon dress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I had a lorne and haggis roll for breakfast and now I've got ebola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I had a lorne and haggis roll for breakfast and now I've got ebola. It should be AIDS you're given for calling it Lorne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 It should be AIDS you're given for calling it Lorne. ...and not the good kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm having bacon steaks for dinner tonight. Am I going to die, or will a slice of pineapple balance it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I'm having bacon steaks for dinner tonight. Am I going to die, or will a slice of pineapple balance it out? You should also season the steak with a dose of chemo just to be on the safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is a life without bacon worth living? I think that was the thinking behind Hitler's plans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 The was a nice Muslim lady in front of me in the queue in Lidl the other day. She put one of the wee divider things on the conveyor between our shopping and we exchanged pleasantries. I thought she might give me a slap when she clocked the contents of my basket as my shopping was exclusively pig and alcohol based. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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