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The Mattydfc Awards 2015


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I agree with Bennett though. If you ever have the misfortune to stumble into the BRALT, he's in there holding court with his fellow simpletons, giving people nicknames and pretending the last time he ventured out didn't end in glorious embarrassment.

Didn't he do a tear stained resignation as well?
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No 46

The Phoenix

Why?

Because Miskateer Gripweed voted for him among others.

Cuntometer Rating: 7

The Phoenix is a funny guy. Not because he makes people laugh, but he still lives in an era of the Bob Monkhouse esq puns. However he does bring something to the forum - for starters he makes Zen Archer barely tolerable in comparison.

He doesn't post much on General Nonsense these days, so this would explain his low scoring in the cuntometer; his only thread this year was Catchphrase Thread back in January 2015. This was a pretty decent thread tbh.

The Phoenix was the lovechild of a Victorian Master and his chambermaid in the Victorian Workhouse of Stirling circa 1908. His main influences in life were Bob Monkhouse, Jim Davidson and Larry Burns and is a qualified Fletcher. He has a passion for birds of prey and his favourite animal is the Osprey.

'A genuinely unpunny poster.'

Lenny Henry

'The phoenix is to comedy, what Grimbo is to corporate finance'

Mary Berry

'I'd rather chew on Throbber's socks than read The Phoenix's posts'

8mileBU

'Always welcome in our forum'

Fan of the Juniors

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