Homer Thompson Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Hallowe'en is almost out of the way, so it's time to start thinking about what you'd like to get your friends on P&B for Christmas. Money's tight this year, so you'll all have to make do with a hug and your Uncle Dave's best wishes, but I'm sure some of you have a gift in mind that would be just perfect for that special someone on your favourite message board. (i.e. a nice roomy pram for DA Baracus, or a new house for Grimbo). Have at it, and let the spirit of Christmas flow through you (yes, I know spelling it 'Xmas' is shite, but it fits better in the title. Shut up.) You're getting nothing else from me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdAccount Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Mr X, all I want for Christmas is an apology from you for banning me unnecessarily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 This might be a mental idea but I saw it somewhere else last year and thought it might be quite a good laugh on this forum. Pie and Bov Secret Santa Basically everyone who wants in drops the organiser a PM with their address. Organiser randomises and sends everyone who wants in with a random address (not sure if usernames should be sent - prob not). An agreed spend is set - probably £5 minimum. From 1st December everyone is welcome to start sending gifts. Everyone posts photos on thread of what they got and mayhem undoubtedly ensues when a couple of arseholes don't send anything. They would be named and shamed. Worth a shot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Mr X, all I want for Christmas is an apology from you for banning me unnecessarily. Im so ... so ... so ... so ... sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Writing paper for QLP A cattle rod for Addie Better interweb for Boredomguy A ladle for Bobby Skids A copy of Kerby for Deadasdillenger and.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Im so ... so ... so ... so ... sorry Now, that's sarcasm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 The thought of sending my address to anyone on this forum, that I haven't 100% ascertained isn't a complete loony/serial killer/ sexual deviant/labour party member/killie fan (or any combination of the listed), is the stuff nightmares are made of. Also you could be exceptionally unlucky and end up opening a box containing an 8 mile toley at your dinner table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 This might be a mental idea but I saw it somewhere else last year and thought it might be quite a good laugh on this forum. Pie and Bov Secret Santa Basically everyone who wants in drops the organiser a PM with their address. Organiser randomises and sends everyone who wants in with a random address (not sure if usernames should be sent - prob not). An agreed spend is set - probably £5 minimum. From 1st December everyone is welcome to start sending gifts. Everyone posts photos on thread of what they got and mayhem undoubtedly ensues when a couple of arseholes don't send anything. They would be named and shamed. Worth a shot? That'll be fucking right! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I for one, do not look forward to opening a box on Christmas morning, containing naked photos of throbber masturbating over a picture of his sisters knickers or whatever it was he said he was up to. If the box did however, contain said knickers, then I would consider it. Willing to trade 4 pair of (soiled) knickers with a COA signed by Throbs sister for an electric blanket. Deal or no deal, Mr Mozza(2)? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 I shall give you all a gift of the following joke: An eskimo goes into a garage with his broken down car. The mechanic has a look over it and says "I see what's wrong, you've blown a seal." The eskimo says "no, it's just a bit of frost on my moustache". You're all welcome x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Readers, I need a decent pair if anyone wants to get me them? Grimbo And a life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 And a life. Tell me what I'm missing legend? Grimbo Eta besides the reading glasses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 We did an annual Secret Santa on another forum I post on for a number of years. Someone once received a bag of pubic shavings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 We did an annual Secret Santa on another forum I post on for a number of years. Someone once received a bag of pubic shavings. So she could glue them on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 We did an annual Secret Santa on another forum I post on for a number of years. How very dare you cheat on us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 How very dare you cheat on us. Don't be like that, babe. It wasn't like that, we were just friends. She's got a boyfriend, she knows about you guys... I mean, the other forum isn't even half as attractive as you guys, you have nothing to worry about, honest! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 This might be a mental idea but I saw it somewhere else last year and thought it might be quite a good laugh on this forum. Pie and Bov Secret Santa Basically everyone who wants in drops the organiser a PM with their address. Organiser randomises and sends everyone who wants in with a random address (not sure if usernames should be sent - prob not). An agreed spend is set - probably £5 minimum. From 1st December everyone is welcome to start sending gifts. Everyone posts photos on thread of what they got and mayhem undoubtedly ensues when a couple of arseholes don't send anything. They would be named and shamed. Worth a shot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 This signed photograph Merry Christmas one and all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Preferred last years effort, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Preferred last years effort, m8. When did i have such a good hairline, must be at least 6/7 years old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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