Hammer Jag Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I was out for a few pints last night and witnessed a guy making an exhibition of himself. He was standing next to our table for most of the night. The multiple cans of Red Stripe had obviously started to take their toll and he began throwing all sorts of weird and wonderful shapes in order to impress the ladies at his table. He certainly got their attention, but maybe not as he'd hoped as he slipped and landed on his back with an almighty thud - proper cartoon style. The girls at his table were pissing themselves laughing, as was his mate. He took great exception to his mate lauging, so he lunged across the table at him, throwing punches and windmills all over the shop. The bouncers came running over and grabbed him and he continually tried to head butt them, failing miserably as he was about 5' 6. The fact he had long hair with a perfectly circular and prominent bald patch made it all the more hilarious. He continued to try and attack the 4 bouncers, until they wrestled him on to the sticky, booze soaked floor. They eventually manage to drag him out he pub before tossing him onto the street. Ten minutes later, he came charging back into the boozer with a burst face and launched himself into the bouncers. What's the best/worst meltdowns you've witnessed on a night out? Anyone willing to admit to their own meltdown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 In my younger days I used to frequent The Moon on Sauchiehall St. One summer's night as I approach, the bouncer threw out a ned. After shouting at them for about 30 seconds, he fucked off only to come back about 2 minutes later with a large piece of glass stinking out his inside forearm. Blood was spurting everywhere and he was telling everyone that the bouncers stabbed him with the glass. I went into the club so I don't know what happened but with the amount of blood that was coming out the fellas arm I assume he died later that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Seen a fair few in Word Up in Greenock. Steaming/fleeing guys squaring up to bouncers & then seeing them at closing time outside looking like they've taken a severe tanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Lassie at 2:45! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Lichtieforlife's entire day on the P&B Subcrawl. The only person irritating/offensive enough to make Smurph and KnightswoodBear, two of the chillest guys I know, threaten violence. Culminating, of course, in his now infamous puddle drinking as he lay on a pavement in Partick spewing into the gutter and scooped gutter water into his mouth to "rinse" afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Lichtieforlife's entire day on the P&B Subcrawl. The only person irritating/offensive enough to make Smurph and KnightswoodBear, two of the chillest guys I know, threaten violence. Culminating, of course, in his now infamous puddle drinking as he lay on a pavement in Partick spewing into the gutter and scooped gutter water into his mouth to "rinse" afterwards. I wondered if he just 'played' the c**t on here as some sort of character. Not surprised to find out he is just an irritating bellend in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I wondered if he just 'played' the c**t on here as some sort of character. Not surprised to find out he is just an irritating bellend in real life. Genuinely a total bellend. Wee rat face too, sleekit eyes. I would not be in the least bit surprised if he turned out to be a rapist/murderer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I wondered if he just 'played' the c**t on here as some sort of character. Not surprised to find out he is just an irritating bellend in real life. I could easily have battered the wee p***k with a big smile on my face. I think most of us had "a word" with him at some point during the day. More than once I tried to get us all out the door of a place without him noticing so we could ditch him. There were bouncers in The Louden had a chat with a couple of the older heads to rein him in. The Louden's an afternoon stop, not an evening or night time one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 When people here meet up on these things do they refer to each other by their usernames? Genuine question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 When people here meet up on these things do they refer to each other by their usernames? Genuine question. I tend to shorten them. I just call Sweet Pete "Pete". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 When people here meet up on these things do they refer to each other by their usernames? Genuine question. I told Smurph off for doing just that once, can't mind if it was on a subcrawl though. Think it might actually have been when we bumped into HonestSaintsFan in Arbroath. Cringey behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I still don't know what Zen Archer's real name is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I still don't know what Zen Archer's real name is. I want to say Eric, but I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I want to say Eric, but I'm not sure. Nah, that's the other old boy. Zen's a little less "Britain First" than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Nah, that's the other old boy. Zen's a little less "Britain First" than him. I know he's Eric, but is the other one not Eric as well? Shit. I'm sure I called him that when I met him down The Rock a while back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 It's either Dave or Rodney, I'm never sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I tend to shorten them. I just call Sweet Pete "Pete". Did he call you "M"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I don't remember ever being told his name and I worked out who he was by process of elimination. I remember having a conversation about some running water being too hot for a school teacher and him advising her to use Mr Pluggy to fill the basin and add some cold water. Yeah, I don't know either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 When was there a sub crawl? Sounds like a riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Did he call you "M"? He calls me when he's choking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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