Hampden Diehard Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 Transgender..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 Owning it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68blues Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 To die for......that makes me vomit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 On trendThe new version of " trending"Get tae f**k, which is the new version of get tae f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 "happenin bro?" nothing is happening and your certainly not my brother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted November 11, 2017 Author Share Posted November 11, 2017 At a seminar yesterday and someone trying to sell me something referred to "onboarding" new customers. Another one came up with "upboarding" new products. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 The Center for Advanced Hindsight - wtf does that nonsense mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 27/07/2017 at 12:41, Hampden Diehard said: Transgender..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Folk who shout "THERE HE IS" whenever a work colleague walks in there vicinity. Usually some absolute length with a "look at me" beard an incomplete haircut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 ^^^THERE HE IS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Shan Lit Edited November 11, 2017 by Skerla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Morris Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Morning. How was your weekend? Did you have anything nice for lunch? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 On 11/11/2017 at 13:18, Hampden Diehard said: At a seminar yesterday and someone trying to sell me something referred to "onboarding" new customers. Another one came up with "upboarding" new products. Sound like candidates for waterboarding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 On 13/11/2017 at 10:02, Chris Morris said: Morning. How was your weekend? Did you have anything nice for lunch? Hello. Goodbye. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^^murdering a prozzie patter. Wrong. Those last two phrases are irrelevant when accidentally pushing a prostitute down the stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 American c***s replying to some made-up story on Twitter with replies such as "I am screaming!", "I'm so done" or "I can't breathe!!" In general, the rising popularity of made-up stories just for the #numbers. The worst one I've seen recently was the boy pretending to have lost his keys, and found them lodged in a slice of toast that he 'found' behind the couch. He actually made a slice of toast and pierced his house key through it, as if that made it any more believable. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 On 7/29/2017 at 09:47, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Modern shite patter: "Naw, hold the sauce min, that's for Edinburgh c*nts. I prefer my chips a miserable shade of jaundiced-pensioner." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 I'm pretty tolerant but I have one big one....using "of" instead of "have" in a sentence. I could of done that. Could of. Should of. Would of. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 10, 2017 Author Share Posted December 10, 2017 Grab bags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 10, 2017 Author Share Posted December 10, 2017 The optic, meaning the situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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