throbber Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 It rears its head every now and then but I've yet to see a credible explanation of the benefits of standing up. Fear of getting ones sleeves dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 It rears its head every now and then but I've yet to see a credible explanation of the benefits of standing up. Us Stand Up Master Race-rs don't stand up straight so that the bumcheeks are squeezed together, it's more of a crouchy stand that still allows ample access to the anal area. Anyone installed and use on of those add-on bidets? Not that expensive. Supposedly you can never go back to TP after using them, fair enough considering how uncleanly the TP method is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 baby wipes are the bomb for wiping your arse. no need for shite matted arse hair ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 baby wipes are the bomb for wiping your arse. no need for shite matted arse hair ever again.I had to use them at TitP and I can safely say that they are not "the bomb for wiping your arse". On the contrary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Had a bidet on holiday last week but never ventured near it. Handy for keeping the bottled beer cool in foreign climes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Handy for keeping the bottled beer cool in foreign climesDo you wash your arse in the fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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