mjw Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 It's the Circle of Life, m8. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1460782484.146068.jpg Two Elton johns?Almost a threesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Two Elton johns? Almost a threesome. Mozza meant to post that in the 'what are you looking at' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Mozza meant to post that in the 'what are you looking at' thread. Or the Nom Nom Nom thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 In the early months of our relationship me and the gf were about to embark on a short journey, maybe half an hour back to hers and she had unexpectedly got her time of the month and wanted me to go to the shop and get her some pads. I suggested she rolled up some toilet roll as a make shift idea until we got to hers, the reaction I got was probably similar to how your Mrs reacted. Gynecology is not your forte Throbs me lad if you recommended rolled up andrex to Mrs Skidmarks when her waters broke during the final of #BGT. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Libby, when you become an adult you'll also learn that this isn't a male-only phenomenon and that there's no reason to call it 'dirty'. Messy, maybe... I gained my red wings a while back, but only because I was completely unaware of the scarring situation about to unfold. Dirty, messy, manky doesn't even come close to describing it. Seething etc. Not great for any romantic mood. I feel dirty even disclosing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 'Bread coat'. I genuinely considered a self lobotomy when I read that horrendous shit. An utter affront to language and humanity in general. A fucking war crime of a phrase. The Hague will hear of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 That you need pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Do you mean 'bread coat slices'? Sounds a bit eggy dip dip to me? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I used to be one of these disgusting individuals until I read on here that one could wipe standing up. It has literally changed my life. I know what you mean - that revelation changed my life too. You're much more likely to pick up a sliver of brown stuff on your forefinger when sitting - That could be embarrassing if you found yourself having to shake hands with someone later on in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I like my bread coat slice in eggy dip dip with some tommy k. Was debating whether to put red sauce in place of tommy k, which is more beastly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 Do folk believe in bread coat slices? What are bread coat slices? I DEMAND TO KNOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 What are bread coat slices? I DEMAND TO KNOW! The big thick enders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 Got ya. The heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Got ya. The heel. I've only ever heard of bread coat slices being called "heels" up here, as a vegetarian it gives me the willies when I hear it. The crussies are my favourite bread pieces. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 They're outsiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 They're outsiders. ^^^ Kens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 ^^^ Kens ^^^ doesnt kenThey are called heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I genuinely still suspected that the stand-up wiper phenomenon was some sort of P&B in joke that I missed somewhere, but the more threads it's brought up in the more it seems this actually happens. I can't get my head around it. Sitting down allows the parting of the cheeks for easier access for cleaning, it's that simple. If any horrible, shite-stained stander-uppers would care to explain the benefits of their method I'd be interested to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I genuinely still suspected that the stand-up wiper phenomenon was some sort of P&B in joke that I missed somewhere, but the more threads it's brought up in the more it seems this actually happens. I can't get my head around it. Sitting down allows the parting of the cheeks for easier access for cleaning, it's that simple. If any horrible, shite-stained stander-uppers would care to explain the benefits of their method I'd be interested to hear it. Raking up this again? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Raking up this again? Grimbo It rears its head every now and then but I've yet to see a credible explanation of the benefits of standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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