jagfox Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Where's Deefiant? I miss him. No one truly knows... Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 There was a lack of people. Clearly they don't venture out in the daylight and now I know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 37 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Where's Deefiant? I miss him. He done a runner with the P&B dees sponsor money. Donated some of it to ISIS I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, tree house tam said: He done a runner with the P&B dees sponsor money. Donated some of it to ISIS I think. Now that beard makes sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Get booked on a flight Dee Man, get here and then punch this fucker in the pus. Thank you. Jeezo Biggie, things just go from bad to worse. Before saints slaughter the durty Dee I'll wipe the floor with any of you fuckers at draughts, Ludo or Hungry Hippo.. you lot are pussies.. If you aint careful I'll get the fucking Monopoly oot...c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 minute ago, The ghost of Jim Morton said: Jeezo Biggie, things just go from bad to worse. Before saints slaughter the durty Dee I'll wipe the floor with any of you fuckers at draughts, Ludo or Hungry Hippo.. you lot are pussies.. If you aint careful I'll get the fucking Monopoly oot...c**t. No derby. M8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: No derby. M8. Somebody better tell wee sweaty Hartley then cause he keeps calling it one.. Imagine if you go doon just as the Arabs come up.. That has to be yer second worse nightmare after the one where Saints win the "Non Derby" 7-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 Jeezo Biggie, things just go from bad to worse. Before saints slaughter the durty Dee I'll wipe the floor with any of you fuckers at draughts, Ludo or Hungry Hippo.. you lot are pussies.. If you aint careful I'll get the fucking Monopoly oot...c**t. The f**k you wanting?! There's a reason I'm called Ludo. Ain't beating Ludo at Ludo. I'll fucking ram you back to Perth with my Connect 4 skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caballero Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Big day out for the wee Saints fans, strangely it's what they live for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, The ghost of Jim Morton said: Somebody better tell wee sweaty Hartley then cause he keeps calling it one.. Imagine if you go doon just as the Arabs come up.. That has to be yer second worse nightmare after the one where Saints win the "Non Derby" 7-2 No derby. M8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Would any of you St Johnstone fans like a fight before the game? 12 Clepington Road cunto. Bring your Maw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, mizfit said: 12 Clepington Road cunto. Bring your Maw. Don't do a 'Mozza' and hide in the bin recess. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 41 minutes ago, The ghost of Jim Morton said: Somebody better tell wee sweaty Hartley then cause he keeps calling it one.. Imagine if you go doon just as the Arabs come up.. That has to be yer second worse nightmare after the one where Saints win the "Non Derby" 7-2 What a fat, slavering buffoon you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said: What a fat, slavering buffoon you are. I'd fancy ghost to knock f**k oot yer deluded puss. Make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted December 29, 2016 Author Share Posted December 29, 2016 Biggie is the hardest Dundee fan I know tbf. He's a Veggie, Morrissey loving auld c**t that'd make your arsepiece go hiding. Evidence of this? Look in the cat thread. His cat kicks abdys c**t in by just looking at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Biggie is the hardest Dundee fan I know tbf. He's a Veggie, Morrissey loving auld c**t that'd make your arsepiece go hiding. Evidence of this? Look in the cat thread. His cat kicks abdys c**t in by just looking at them. It's about the only pussy I would be scared to lick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 22 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said: What a fat, slavering buffoon you are. And yet I still feel utterly superior to you ( although your usage of the word buffoon makes me wonder if you are actually from Dundee) 92??? Mmmmmm.. Back in Ninety one, I, in a drunken, state pumped a burd in Dundee ( once she'd dropped her chips and her knickers) I never did get her name.. Nah, surely no....nah, nae boy of mine would use the word buffoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 13 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Biggie is the hardest Dundee fan I know tbf. He's a Veggie, Morrissey loving auld c**t that'd make your arsepiece go hiding. Evidence of this? Look in the cat thread. His cat kicks abdys c**t in by just looking at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 11 hours ago, The ghost of Jim Morton said: How about a game of Scrabble you thick illiterate tink.. I will malky you with my posh city cleverness and some big words like shoplifter, junkie, relegation, incest, smackhead and administration, while you will be stuck with skint, dump, lose and peh. you got the bottle??? 6 hours ago, mizfit said: 12 Clepington Road cunto. Bring your Maw. You boys are fucked - my maw's brilliant at scrabble. Ghostie, the only tiles you'll be seeing will be the polystyrene ones on Ninewells ceiling when you're in to get Liam Craig surgically removed from your anus. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Tbf I wouldn't mess with Smudger. Fucking brilliant cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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