Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 If Rugster is ever mugged down a dark alley and a couple of hoods ask him "have you met my mate Stanley" as they brandish a lethal blade at him I hope he says "well, actually, that's not a Stanley Knife but an own-brand item from B&Q and not......" He tails off at this point as the blood sprays from his neck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 24 hour ban for @Shandon Par from the thread. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: 24 hour ban for @Shandon Par from the thread. Thank you. Id make it 36 or 48 hours tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Just waiting for someone in America to come along and tell us that it is a box cutter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Whilst the debate over Shandon’s Raperknife continues, I’ll drop this into the mixer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Whilst the debate over Shandon’s Raperknife continues, I’ll drop this into the mixer. If I wasn't banned from here I'd suggest it was Sol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: If I wasn't banned from here I'd suggest it was Sol. I'll pretend I didnt read that seeing as your banned. However if someone had suggested Sol, then I would say to them, wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Multigrain Start (delicious) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Multigrain Start (delicious) You’re no right. In both senses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Is it a t-shirt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Not something to wear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 It’s annoying the fek out of me. Need to enter a shamanic trance to delve into my sub conscious to remember what the logo/writing is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 41 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It’s annoying the fek out of me. Need to enter a shamanic trance to delve into my sub conscious to remember what the logo/writing is. Think nom nom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think nom nom. Is it a fish supper on a plate with a strange pattern? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Ice cream tub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Not those kind of nom noms, silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Not those kind of nom noms, silly. Is it a label on a bra? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 24 minutes ago, Swarley said: Is it a label on a bra? I wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think nom nom. Is it the packaging of some sort of foodstuff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not those kind of nom noms, silly. Is it a flavoured condom wrapper from a pub toilet machine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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