"The ICT Thread - From the Premiership to the Seaside"

[Savage Henry]

18 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said:

Not being arsey or trying to derail this thread but that isn’t half a bold claim…

Bold?  It’s Walter Mitty stuff.  

[Central Belt Caley]

I see Hamilton Academical are trying to muscle in on our position as the biggest minter in Scottish Football. 

Try harder lads

[Count Mongo del Fantastico]

Aye, I was given to believe it was your turn this season

[Stephen Malkmus]

56 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said:

I see Hamilton Academical are trying to muscle in on our position as the biggest minter in Scottish Football. 

Try harder lads

Disgusting that a club would spend beyond their means to unjustly relegate poor, innocent The Caley. Who do we petition to get our Championship place back?

[Central Belt Caley]

Here comes the money 
 

[SandyCromarty]

Talk is cheap.

Show us the money!

[CS_Dumbarton]

11 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said:

Here comes the money 
 

Favourite lines:

"his first impression of the city: “My first thoughts were ‘oh’ and ‘wow’.”"  

thanks for these insights, Ketan

 

"When we talk about finances we are an asset based company, we have very confident assets in the UK, London, internationally, we take equity in different companies and have exit strategies. We use our assets as a way to monetise our next moves and what we want to do so when this opportunity arose we immediately knew that this was something I wanted to target and I have been very stubborn about it."

^I think this is techbro-ese for "we don't actually have any money"

 

"I thought by hook or by crook I am going to do this deal which is why, before I even started talking to the club, I started liquidising assets to make sure I have got the right capital to do this deal."

Somewhat concerning that Caley might at some point be considering as just another asset to liquidate to get a deal pushed through

 

 

[blackislekillie]

I hate to say this but cheerio ICT. This c**t is a f**king smoke and mirrors chancer. Get him fired into the firth. 

[oldbitterandgrumpy]

19 minutes ago, CS_Dumbarton said:

Favourite lines:

"his first impression of the city: “My first thoughts were ‘oh’ and ‘wow’.”"  

thanks for these insights, Ketan

 

"When we talk about finances we are an asset based company, we have very confident assets in the UK, London, internationally, we take equity in different companies and have exit strategies. We use our assets as a way to monetise our next moves and what we want to do so when this opportunity arose we immediately knew that this was something I wanted to target and I have been very stubborn about it."

^I think this is techbro-ese for "we don't actually have any money"

 

"I thought by hook or by crook I am going to do this deal which is why, before I even started talking to the club, I started liquidising assets to make sure I have got the right capital to do this deal."

Somewhat concerning that Caley might at some point be considering as just another asset to liquidate to get a deal pushed through

 

 

As a non ‘The Caley’ fan I think that’s a pretty funny post. If I did care about ‘The Caley’ the alarm bells would have just gone up to volume 11. 
This is so obviously a short term profit/no emotional investment money making scheme. 

[Stephen Malkmus]

Getting a tenner out of the bonk machine isn't liquidising assets, m8. Anyway, great to hear that we're already relying on this chancer to pay the wages at the end of the month.

Edited August 1 by Stephen Malkmus

[Count Mongo del Fantastico]

19 minutes ago, blackislekillie said:

I hate to say this but cheerio ICT. This c**t is a f**king smoke and mirrors chancer. Get him fired into the firth. 

I'm leaning more towards "deluded fantasist"

[PB1994]

That will be the players not getting paid at the end of this month then 

[Count Mongo del Fantastico]

Just now, PB1994 said:

That will be the players not getting paid at the end of this month then 

That's our thing, find your own

[19QOS19]

Do Caley own their ground? What actual assets are there for this chancer to 'strip'? 

[The Moonster]

Amazing this guy has read all the criticism online and his reply is "trust me, I'm brilliant at liquidating assets"

 

[GraniteGype]

“When we talk about finances we are an asset based company, we have very confident assets in the UK, London, internationally”

Assets, aye. Are they so phygital that they are trapped in some inter dimensional world of finance that doesn’t reach a balance sheet?

Other than Hayes and Yeading and Southend United, has anyone tracked down the other (4?)clubs this fantasist roaster tried to buy?

[port-ton]

By hook or by crook he’s going to get this deal done.

First honest thing he’s ever said. 

Edited August 1 by port-ton

[The Black Flag]

Can't wait for the new away kit.

The suspense.

 

[A Diamond For Me]

22 minutes ago, port-ton said:

By hook or by crook he’s going to get this deal done.

First honest thing he’s ever said. 

Guid hoanest con men.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

I will be very surprised if this isn't dead in the water come September 1st.