Bairnardo Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 This rockets to the top 5 worst things ever posted in this thread, which is some achievement. What? Him using Lynx as a grown adult?Agreed, but top 3 IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Incense sticks in the shithouse. Not one of Pink Floyd’s best songs tbf imho. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 8 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?" This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004. (We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it) Mine does the same but not out of fear - just out of unmitigated laziness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 What? Him using Lynx as a grown adult?Agreed, but top 3 IMOYes she buys Lynx too, that photo was two for one. She also buys Sure which annoyingly turns to powder and crumbles off after application. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where do you store your bread products? Let me guess, in the fridge. You mentioning someone’s fridge? The fucking nerve you’ve got. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 The wife (let’s call her that for the time being) has bought one of these and stuck it in the living room. It’s fucking disgusting and sitting watching the telly is like sitting with something spraying an air freshener directly into your lungs every 2 minutes. I keep switching the fucking thing off but when I leave the room and come bck, she’s put it on again. The fags have obviously obliterated any sense of her smell or taste. Or brains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 The wife (let’s call her that for the time being) has bought one of these and stuck it in the living room. It’s fucking disgusting and sitting watching the telly is like sitting with something spraying an air freshener directly into your lungs every 2 minutes. I keep switching the fucking thing off but when I leave the room and come bck, she’s put it on again. The fags have obviously obliterated any sense of her smell or taste. Or brains. Bought one of those once, crapped myself pretty much every time it randomly discharged which kind of defeats the purpose (not literally of course, honest). Binned after a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Yes, has them too. But they plug in to the mains and constantly draw current (it may be miniscule amounts, but it's my direct debit!). The flavours, I won't say smells because you can pretty much taste them, are all rank too. Mulled wine is the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 10 hours ago, mathematics said: You lot are going soft. Unlike your bread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 This rockets to the top 5 worst things ever posted in this thread, which is some achievement. Is there a prize giving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Incense sticks in the shithouse. Not one of Pink Floyd’s best songs tbf imho.Rejected songs from ummagumma thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Every time the missus asks ‘you working from home today’? Aye I say.‘In that case would you mind putting a wash on, then putting them out to dry, walk the dog, do the ASDA shop and drop this parcel off at the post office, oh and if your just nipping into town could you pick up some dry cleaning for me??She thinks it actually means you’ve got the whole day off!? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Mine always says "Who's that at the door?" (We haven't got a door bell, so the door just gets a chap.) We have a door bell but for whatever reason only blind people cost as they all knock the door. I'm about to start a policy whereby only people who use the door bell shall be answered. As a PTTGOYN I have a mate who has a door bell that he hasn't replaced the battery in for years and he seems incapable of hearing you knock his door. Edited May 30, 2019 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: As a PTTGOYN I have a mate who has a door bell that he's hasn't replaced the battery in for years and he seems incapable of hearing you knock his door. Have you considered the possibility that he doesn't like you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Have you considered the possibility that he doesn't like you? I'm fucking awesome. Seems he doesn't like anyone visiting as it's been like that since 2015 when he moved in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Incense sticks in the shithouse. Not one of Pink Floyd’s best songs tbf imho. It's a reed diffuser. I know because I knock over about 3 of the smelly, sticky little fuckers a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Clockwork said: Every time the missus asks ‘you working from home today’? Aye I say. ‘In that case would you mind putting a wash on, then putting them out to dry, walk the dog, do the ASDA shop and drop this parcel off at the post office, oh and if your just nipping into town could you pick up some dry cleaning for me?? She thinks it actually means you’ve got the whole day off!? Mine expects me to watch the kids for her when I work from home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Every time the missus asks ‘you working from home today’? Aye I say.‘In that case would you mind putting a wash on, then putting them out to dry, walk the dog, do the ASDA shop and drop this parcel off at the post office, oh and if your just nipping into town could you pick up some dry cleaning for me??She thinks it actually means you’ve got the whole day off!? Mate, if you are actually working when you are working from home then you're doing it wrong. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Clockwork said: Every time the missus asks ‘you working from home today’? Aye I say. ‘In that case would you mind putting a wash on, then putting them out to dry, walk the dog, do the ASDA shop and drop this parcel off at the post office, oh and if your just nipping into town could you pick up some dry cleaning for me?? She thinks it actually means you’ve got the whole day off!? Mine is worse. When I've got holiday time off when she hasn't I get told that I'm not on holiday (ie, I've to work like a dog on chores all day and still get shouted at for it not being good enough when she returns). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, RockMusic said: Mine is worse. When I've got holiday time off when she hasn't I get told that I'm not on holiday (ie, I've to work like a dog on chores all day and still get shouted at for it not being good enough when she returns). Are you forced to do it in a rubber suit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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