C**** on a Train

[JamesP_81]

A simple "excuse me" would have solved it.

You are right and in hindsight that would have been the correct course of action however I was willing to give benefit of doubt that at every juncture the whole scenario would be over in a matter of seconds. They were taking reserved seats and no one else in the coach so no rush to barge through them to take my preferred seat. Also was on duty so head to toe in work clothes and an easy target to be complained about if I attempted to rush them into sitting down.

[welshbairn]

Could someone put a picture of a man in a clown suit and big shoes up please?

[GordonD]

On 06/04/2019 at 19:57, welshbairn said:

Could someone put a picture of a man in a clown suit and big shoes up please?

 

[Jason King]

Wendy Alexander screaming into her mobile this morning. Nae wonder you were unelectable.

[Distant Doonhamer]

Some absolute zoomers on the Edinburgh to Manchester train
Annoying in a somewhat nondescript manner but endless drivel about their lives on Facebook announced loud enough that the whole carriage can hear intensely irritating nonetheless. Shut the f**k up

[Bold Rover]

6 hours ago, Distant Doonhamer said:

Some absolute zoomers on the Edinburgh to Manchester train
Annoying in a somewhat nondescript manner but endless drivel about their lives on Facebook announced loud enough that the whole carriage can hear intensely irritating nonetheless. Shut the f**k up

Earphones and music are absolute necessities on public transport. Noseclips optional. 

[NJ2]

On the oldest train I’ve been on for some time. 12:47 to Glasgow. There’s a boy across from me, early to mid 20’s just pulled out a comb to do his hair.
Have I gone back in time?

[NJ2]

The boy has done an announcement on how to use the doors getting off. He’s also told folk to keep all their body parts inside the train and don’t stick them out the window. If people can’t work these things out for themselves, f**k ‘em, they don’t deserve off the train or to have all their body parts intact.

[gav-ffc]

On 10/04/2019 at 18:47, Bold Rover said:

Earphones and music are absolute necessities on public transport. Noseclips optional. 

I couldn’t ever imagine being on public transport without my headphones.

[NJ2]

A chap has sat next to me and whipped out the laptop, working on the train no issues (his shoes are on) but he has a desktop full icons. Use folders ffs! It’s almost completely covered by icons, there’s maybe 4 or 5 potential spaces for more icons. I’m verging on a meltdown tbh.

[Bold Rover]

49 minutes ago, gav-ffc said:

I couldn’t ever imagine being on public transport without my headphones.

Do you have noseclips

[101]

Today's arseholes talking about their kids private school trips just loud enough for the whole train to hear

[John Lambies Doos]

On the oldest train I’ve been on for some time. 12:47 to Glasgow. There’s a boy across from me, early to mid 20’s just pulled out a comb to do his hair.
Have I gone back in time?

Flick comb?

[NJ2]

Flick comb?

No, nothing as cool. Ordinary plastic comb.

[parxyz]

C**ts who can't find their seat. Often take the form of groups of 8-10 well-rounded, cackling, Sarah Millican-esque women drinking Lambrini or the like, clearly Newcastle-bound for one of the group's hen party.

This weekend saw my third interaction with this type. Was on a train going south from Dundee to Inverkeithing on Friday, and the group joined he train at the same time as me. But by the time we'd crossed the Tay Bridge, these bints still couldn't fucking find their seat, too busy screeching away about their impending mid-life crises. This type will also often:

- Have massive a fuckoff suitcase each, and will often somehow be surprised to see the luggage racks full. This will only prolong the 'sitting down' process.
- Make sure EVERYONE can hear them. (yep, not even headphones can save you here).
- Adopt a horrendously painful accent/dialect. (This was Dundonian but it's been Geordie before).

[LinkinFighter]

Folk who sit with their back to you on the edge of the seat.

[GordonD]

38 minutes ago, LinkinFighter said:

Folk who sit with their back to you on the edge of the seat.

And then get offended when they have to move their legs to let somebody get past.

[Dons_1988]

8 hours ago, parxyz said:

C**ts who can't find their seat. Often take the form of groups of 8-10 well-rounded, cackling, Sarah Millican-esque women drinking Lambrini or the like, clearly Newcastle-bound for one of the group's hen party.

This weekend saw my third interaction with this type. Was on a train going south from Dundee to Inverkeithing on Friday, and the group joined he train at the same time as me. But by the time we'd crossed the Tay Bridge, these bints still couldn't fucking find their seat, too busy screeching away about their impending mid-life crises. This type will also often:

- Have massive a fuckoff suitcase each, and will often somehow be surprised to see the luggage racks full. This will only prolong the 'sitting down' process.
- Make sure EVERYONE can hear them. (yep, not even headphones can save you here).
- Adopt a horrendously painful accent/dialect. (This was Dundonian but it's been Geordie before).

Yes, and they'll make a point of loudly finding it absolutely hilarious that they can't read seat numbers.

"Too much prosecco for me! HAHAHAH" (takes another swig)

[killiepiemuncher]

Ah canny find my seat San.

[MEADOWXI]

7 hours ago, Dons_1988 said:

Yes, and they'll make a point of loudly finding it absolutely hilarious that they can't read seat numbers.

"Too much prosecco for me! HAHAHAH" (takes another swig)

Only bettered by those that can't even find the correct carriage, especially when it a three carriage train and they in the middle carriage asking if this is carriage A

It going to be A-B-C or C-B-A, not even Scotrail are going to label the carriages on the three carriage train C-A-B or B-A-C you fucking troglodyte morons