GordonD Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Rumours of him having a bought wife in Singapore also haha. Sounds like a bad deal to me. If I bought a wife I'd want her to be here with me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, staggy1929 said: there's a guy at my work who is an absolute wetwipe who repeatedly called me Ryan every day despite it not being my name at all. We all wear security passes too with our names on them so I don't get the confusion, He eventually stopped when I had to send him an email about a case I was working on. There isn't even a Ryan in this office! Try flushing him down the toilet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Sounds like a bad deal to me. If I bought a wife I'd want her to be here with me. She was here then got deported and that part I know is genuinely true as he's over there visiting now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Sounds like a bad deal to me. If I bought a wife I'd want her to be here with me. Not necessarily (whether "bought" or not)... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 2 hours ago, staggy1929 said: there's a guy at my work who is an absolute wetwipe who repeatedly called me Ryan every day despite it not being my name at all. We all wear security passes too with our names on them so I don't get the confusion, He eventually stopped when I had to send him an email about a case I was working on. There isn't even a Ryan in this office! A regular customer of ours always called me Dean when he phoned up and I answered. It got to the stage where it was happened for so long that it was too late for me to correct him. One time I even sent him an email with my name in the signature, and he replied “thanks, Dean”. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 She was here then got deported and that part I know is genuinely true as he's over there visiting now.pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 "How is it *insert time either close to the end of the day or lunch time* already?!" Always said by c***s that pretend to be busy buy actually do sod all. Anyone heard saying this should be minced and fed to small mammals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 12:59, Muzza81 said: "How is it *insert time either close to the end of the day or lunch time* already?!" Always said by c***s that pretend to be busy buy actually do sod all. Anyone heard saying this should be minced and fed to small mammals. Cunt in my work exactly as you described. He also claims to get into the office at 7.30 every morning (we all start at 8.30) as he's 'crazy busy'. Turns out he leaves his house at half 7 and he gets into work at 8.10. He always leaves early when the manager is away in meetings with clients too. I don't think he's ever seen 5 o clock in here when the manager wasn't around. I mentioned this earlier in the thread but he's the guy we all call Gareth Keenan. We had a desk move around a couple of weeks ago and he was one of the 2 office dickheads who insisted at sitting at the back with his monitors facing the wall so no one can see them, but so he can see everyone else's then message the MD about what's on them. Proper arse-tongueing jobsworth. A proper real-life Keenan. And he's a County fan, which goes without saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Theres one in every workplace. Fake little snake p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Theres one in every workplace. Fake little snake p***ks.[emoji23][emoji23] 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 13 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Theres one in every workplace. Fake little snake p***ks. Most of your posts have made it sound like it’s you tbh. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I work with a guy who is in the office at 6:30am and leaves at 7pm every day. He’s only contracted to work 08:30am to 5pm so just does all the extra time for free. When he’s been on business trips he doesn’t claim back his expenses and he has to be told to take holidays. He lives on his own, has no friends or family and has a reedy laugh.Serial killer IMHO. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 In the last two days one of my coworkers first words to me have been “what have you got for lunch today then?” and “all set for your day ahead?”. Kill me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 46 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I work with a guy who is in the office at 6:30am and leaves at 7pm every day. He’s only contracted to work 08:30am to 5pm so just does all the extra time for free. When he’s been on business trips he doesn’t claim back his expenses and he has to be told to take holidays. He lives on his own, has no friends or family and has a reedy laugh. Serial killer IMHO. Assuming he eats and sleeps, he hasn't got much of a time frame for these murderous sprees, whether on a regular basis or not. My bet is he's a sad, lonely individual who watches a lot of porn. Or maybe football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I work with a guy who is in the office at 6:30am and leaves at 7pm every day. He’s only contracted to work 08:30am to 5pm so just does all the extra time for free. When he’s been on business trips he doesn’t claim back his expenses and he has to be told to take holidays. He lives on his own, has no friends or family and has a reedy laugh. Serial killer IMHO. I had a boss who was like this. Very inefficient so came in early and left late every single day and often worked Saturdays and Sundays to try to catch up. He couldn’t understand why he was so much ‘busier’ than everyone else, and expected others to put in the same ridiculous number of hours as he did. Must have annoyed him having people do their jobs well in the normal working hours when he was incapable of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 The junior partner when I worked in Belfast was a bit like that, too. First in, last out (most days - one day I was still there whenever he left, but he just switched on the burglar alarm anyway), part of his problem was he was incapable of delegating (he delegated, but changed every report that came across his desk) and he was incapable of programming, leaving everything to the last minute, no matter how much lead in time he had, although I suppose we are all maybe guilty of that to an extent. If he could have sorted out those two areas he could have worked sensible hours like the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 These office stories, including mine, are making me glad that I leave my office based job, hopefully forever, this time next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Muzza81 said: In the last two days one of my coworkers first words to me have been “what have you got for lunch today then?” and “all set for your day ahead?”. Kill me. Wbat did you have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Wbat did you have? Cbicken and salad in a flat bread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Just now, Muzza81 said: Cbicken and salad in a flat bread. Shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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