GordonD Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: Cbicken and salad in a flat bread. 2 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: Cbicken and salad in a flat bread. 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Shite. Given the choice I'd rather have the chicken and salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Shite. What did you have? I had some Celebrations, some gluten free flapjack and some beef nachos with all the gubbins on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Shite. Aye, what did you have then cuntychops? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 The thing about serial killer guy is that if he is doing actual work then it’s not fair in his department - he’s basically covering the hours of half a full time employee, they shouldn’t be relying on him doing that for free. If he were to leave or die or, hypothetically, be incarcerated for a series of bizarre, violent murders then his team would be in the shit.However, what’s more likely is that he doesn’t do anything productive early hours and is just there because he doesn’t have anything else. He’s not a bad guy but I can believe he dances about to Goodbye Horses wearing a “special suit” if you know what I mean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 38 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: Aye, what did you have then cuntychops? Nothing, I had 2 roll 'n' sausage and tattie scone at about 10. No fried eggs were ready, which pretty much ruined my day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Nothing, I had 2 roll 'n' sausage and tattie scone at about 10. No fried eggs were ready, which pretty much ruined my day. I know how you feel, I went for a roll n’ vegetarian sausage this morning but some b*****d had just ordered the last one. Near ruined my day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 26 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: I know how you feel, I went for a roll n’ vegetarian sausage this morning but some b*****d had just ordered the last one. Near ruined my day. What would you suggest as the best veggie sausage? Is there anything to beat a Quorn effort? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What would you suggest as the best veggie sausage? Is there anything to beat a Quorn effort? The ones in my work canteen are class, no idea what they are though. Linda McCartney’s effort are good but not really one for breakfast. £1 for 6 in Tesco just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Linda McCartney ones give me the smelliest farts ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 These office stories, including mine, are making me glad that I leave my office based job, hopefully forever, this time next week.Unless you’ve started a business where you work for a a small amount of regular customers that you can afford to drop like a stone minute they become cunty and have a core of staff that are trustworthy you personally selected that you can also easily get rid them it’s a near certainty you will be on here within 6 months moaning about the unless twats you need to work with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I bet I won't be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, TheScarf said: I bet I won't be. How long have you been sent down for? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 47 minutes ago, mathematics said: Linda McCartney ones give me the smelliest farts ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: What would you suggest as the best veggie sausage? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 29/08/2019 at 15:47, TheScarf said: c**t in my work exactly as you described. He also claims to get into the office at 7.30 every morning (we all start at 8.30) as he's 'crazy busy'. Turns out he leaves his house at half 7 and he gets into work at 8.10. He always leaves early when the manager is away in meetings with clients too. I don't think he's ever seen 5 o clock in here when the manager wasn't around. Is he paid from 7:30? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 1 minute ago, NotThePars said: Is he paid from 7:30? Half 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: Half 8. If he was getting paid for it I'd have called him a legend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Most of your posts have made it sound like it’s you tbh.I'm telling the boss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 A dude I work with lives 900 miles away from where we work. He’s in the office 2 days a week. He’s done it for 5 years.I’m thinking of doing the same but only go 500 miles. Drive or fly there on Wednesday and then go back on Thursday.On one hand it’s a good idea on the other that commute sounds shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Why dont you just get a new job 500 miles away m, then move there?A dude I work with lives 900 miles away from where we work. He’s in the office 2 days a week. He’s done it for 5 years.I’m thinking of doing the same but only go 500 miles. Drive or fly there on Wednesday and then go back on Thursday.On one hand it’s a good idea on the other that commute sounds shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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