Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Ffs... It clearly means very large. No matter as its a complete lie. Did fill a pram though... Twice. (3 times really but dont tell Shandon) Sadly the third time was DA Baracus pram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 hours ago, throbber said: A discount for lasting all of 45 seconds. That's surely gotta be a record breaking performance for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, EdgarusQPFC said: That's surely gotta be a record breaking performance for you This includes me boasting about my posting record on P&B to get her wet and ready and also the few seconds in which i contemplate how shit my life is after i have blown my load. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: This includes me boasting about my posting record on P&B to get her wet and ready and also the few seconds in which i contemplate how shit my life is after i have blown my load. Jesus, she must have been wringing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, EdgarusQPFC said: Jesus, she must have been wringing Its usually a mop job to clean it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I heard a few years back about a Youtuber who discovered someone had posted a hit on his wife via the dark net or whatever that untraceable internet is. Funny thing about it though was that they had the wrong address. Hit was only 3 and a half grand, i wonder if that's a going rate for a regular member of the public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I heard a few years back about a Youtuber who discovered someone had posted a hit on his wife via the dark net or whatever that untraceable internet is. Funny thing about it though was that they had the wrong address. Hit was only 3 and a half grand, i wonder if that's a going rate for a regular member of the public I'll kill myself for half that! Cash first and guarantee I'll be deid by the end of the weekend. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maicoman Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 8 hours ago, throbber said: How do you go about hiring a prostitute if you are just an every day lad who is wanting yer hole? Just picking one off the streets seems a little bit too seedy for my liking. Give JORDAN your details Sure she will get in touch with one for you She was talking about hiring one for her disabled son on day time tv the other day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 5 hours ago, maicoman said: Give JORDAN your details Sure she will get in touch with one for you She was talking about hiring one for her disabled son on day time tv the other day I was just glancing through this thread and initially thought you meant a hitman I imagine he's hard work but I thought that seemed a bit extreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 We're off to Seville, when your watching the Bill.......... Now i get what my mate was on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 27 minutes ago, Glenconner said: We're off to Seville, when your watching the Bill.......... Now i get what my mate was on about. Jimmy Seville? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: I'll kill myself for half that! Cash first and guarantee I'll be deid by the end of the weekend. No questions asked. New world speed record on Kickstarter reported... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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