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Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said:

 


Seb Rozenthal, Dan Eggen, Erik Bo Andersen
 

 

Injured on his home debut after scoring and never really recovered.  

Didn't play a single minute for us.

Scored 15 goals in 23 appearances for us, got pished on by Gazza and never fully recovered.

 

None of these players deserve to be anywhere near a Shan XI.

Don't test me on my shite Rangers players knowledge, Bobby.

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Injured on his home debut after scoring and never really recovered.  

Didn't play a single minute for us.

Scored 15 goals in 23 appearances for us, got pished on by Gazza and never fully recovered.

 

None of these players deserve to be anywhere near a Shan XI.

Don't test me on my shite Rangers players knowledge, Bobby.

 

All these rules in place.

 

We needed clarity before we started throwing names like Jan Bartram, Jesper Christensen and Nuno Capucho about

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3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

 


All these rules in place.

We needed clarity before we started throwing names like Jan Bartram, Jesper Christensen and Nino Capucho about

 

I think I would have been about 6 or 7 when Bartram was there.  I will concede the point on the other 2, though.

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14 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

Injured on his home debut after scoring and never really recovered.  

Didn't play a single minute for us.

Scored 15 goals in 23 appearances for us, got pished on by Gazza and never fully recovered.

 

None of these players deserve to be anywhere near a Shan XI.

Don't test me on my shite Rangers players knowledge, Bobby.

Marks off for using the word "shan" in a sentence.

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1 hour ago, quickoverayard said:

 

 


Missing the sensible part tho?? Dont get me wrong rangers and Celtic are the reasin Scottish football is so poor, having said that a few gems have emerged and the league is far more competitive.... for second spot!!! You cant deny they have both have some terrific players ( which rangers couldnt afford )

 

"reasin" :P

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Ah yes. Poor little Seb Rozental, whose career was of course ruined by the infamous hammer thrower* Harry Curran.
 
*[emoji767] The c**t Souness


It was Oleg Kuznetzov who Curran performed his hammer throwing actions against. He'd long left the club by the time Rozental just collapsed in a heap with nobody near him.
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19 minutes ago, Costanza said:

It was Oleg Kuznetzov who Curran performed his hammer throwing actions against. He'd long left the club by the time Rozental just collapsed in a heap with nobody near him.

 

Ah, you're right of course. I was surprised the game mentioned was at Ibrox as I'd thought the incident was at McDiarmid. This explains it. Never mind. It's always good to have a chuckle at Souness no matter what.

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4 hours ago, quickoverayard said:

 

Not sure if this has ever been a thread but looking for people to name their best old firm 11...... can be from any era, would any players from either squad be represented from their current rangers or celtic team?

 

So here goes

 

Klos GK

 

Numan RWB

Van Dijk CB

Gough CB

Van Bronckhorst LWB

 

Lambert CM

Gazza CM

Moravcik CM

 

Laudrup RW

Larsson CF

R De Boer LW

 

 

 

F**k the Old Firm

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Barry Robson

Paul Hartley

Willo Flood

Jim Bett

Barry Nicholson

Niall McGinn

Derek McInnes

Ryan Christie

Gary Mackay-Steven

Jamie Smith

Sir Alex Ferguson

 

Couldn't think of a single defender or goalkeeper we'd picked up from the OF's sloppy seconds.

 

Edit to add: ...that was any use at Aberdeen. Before you come at me with your Derek Whytes and Charlie Mulgrews.

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4 hours ago, shootingboots said:

Know your audience. 

Anyway for what it's worth.

 

GK - The Queen

RB- Attila the ***

CB- Martin McGuiness

CB- Jim Traynor

LB- General Pinochet

 

RM - Robert Mugabe

CM - Hitler

CM - Kim Jong Un

LM - El Hadji Diouf

 

ST- The Pope

ST - Pol Pot

Surely the Pope should be in goal..? Old John Paul II wouldn't be effective up front. Also Hitler was more a right winger and Kim Jong Un a left winger!

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