Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Just now, Granny Danger said: Define "early". The Early Granny Danger < The Late Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 I'm still none the wiser what the worst poster comment was about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The Early Granny Danger < The Late Granny Danger That makes no sense. Have you been on the bevy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I just have. I started a thread about it because I thought it was a more interesting topic than word association or hot corpses. If you don't want to read the thread then don't. When I was thinking along similar lines someone on here suggested I read Allen Carr's (Not speccy twat comedian) book on controlling alcohol. I got it off Amazon for about a fiver and it was well worth the money. Really opens your eyes to the damage alcohol does to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: I'm still none the wiser what the worst poster comment was about. In honestly I think I've mixed you up with another poster. There's about half a dozen of you on here who all morph into one annoying noise. My apologies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 Poor Granny. Won't be able to remember his own name soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: That makes no sense. Have you been on the bevy? Sorry, in plainer English it was a suggestion that reading "The late Granny Danger" would be a cause for celebration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Sorry, in plainer English it was a suggestion that reading "The late Granny Danger" would be a cause for celebration. He's making grammatical mistakes all over the place here, you expect his rioja addled brain to be compos mentis enough to follow that post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 When I was thinking along similar lines someone on here suggested I read Allen Carr's (Not speccy twat comedian) book on controlling alcohol. I got it off Amazon for about a fiver and it was well worth the money. Really opens your eyes to the damage alcohol does to you. My step-father died of liver failure and my dad is a functioning alcoholic. Think I'll save myself the fiver tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 He's making grammatical mistakes all over the place here, you expect his rioja addled brain to be compos mentis enough to follow that post? Square go!(just saving danger the trouble) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Just now, Sweet Pete said: Square go! (just saving danger the trouble) Think he's taking to reporting folk now instead, the auld shitehouse. GBNF MattyDFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Sorry, in plainer English it was a suggestion that reading "The late Granny Danger" would be a cause for celebration. Oh, right. Fair enough. I'll die someday, Shandon, and given the law of averages it will probably be before you. But fate is fickle, you could just as easily pop your clogs tonight. Something to consider isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Rugster said: He's making grammatical mistakes all over the place here, you expect his rioja addled brain to be compos mentis enough to follow that post? I like to think of him as a belligerent Bishop Brennan, sangria'd oot his nut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 Did he just call me Len? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I like to think of him as a belligerent Bishop Brennan, sangria'd oot his nut. The only man on the planet with a bigger cape than you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 Granny, these cows are small. But the ones outside are far away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Oh, right. Fair enough. I'll die someday, Shandon, and given the law of averages it will probably be before you. But fate is fickle, you could just as easily pop your clogs tonight. Something to consider isn't it? I'm grateful for every day on this planet granny. I only have to recount the memory of the day I fell through an open trapdoor to know how easy it is for a life to be snuffed out in an instant (I didn't die but it took me a while to realise that I wasn't dead afterwards - bloody sore though). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Why is Granny determined to be such a p***k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 Why is Granny determined to be such a p***k? Insecure about his wee tadger probably. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: I'm grateful for every day on this planet granny. I only have to recount the memory of the day I fell through an open trapdoor to know how easy it is for a life to be snuffed out in an instant (I didn't die but it took me a while to realise that I wasn't dead afterwards - bloody sore though). That bit's superfluous. 14 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Insecure about his wee tadger probably. Is it that obvious? (The insecurity, not the wee tadger). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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