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6 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:


Totally different ball game then imo. I’m not keen on IPA’s etc. so wouldn’t be buying them. I can understand if you like them, tennents isn’t going to be your first choice. You should reconsider what you like.

No I shouldn't. I like a lot of beers.

5 minutes ago, jamamafegan said:

I don’t mind yer hipster beers, it’s something a bit different and you gets some quality types.

I just hate the c***s who think they are above Tennents. They think they are too good for a pint of vitamin T, they turn there nose up at it because they only drink IPA’s and Premium lagers. These guys can get to f**k. You go into a busy bar to get the round in - yer getting a Tennents. Aw c***s getting a Tennents and that will be that.

I hate the folk who are inverse snobs about Tennents and think folk who prefer something over it are some sort of snobs. It's just beer.

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I hate the folk who are inverse snobs about Tennents and think folk who prefer something over it are some sort of snobs. It's just beer.

Nah, you shouldn’t at all. The last line was just a throw away line. There’d be no discussion if we all liked the same. There’d be no square go’s offered over petty differences on here either (I’m looking at you, Morton thread)
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7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Tennents is the king of pishy water 4% lagers but it's still pishy water. Never even thought about buying it in cans. 

Would never turn up my nose at a nice cold pint of Tennents. The tins are fucking awful.

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1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

 


Theres no such thing as inverse snobbery. We are right and you are wrong. Thats real talk. So f**k you.

 

I think we should have a physical altercation

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On landing at ABZ on Friday I nipped into 'Spoons for my semi-regular post-flight pre-taxi loosener. Inspired by the sparkling rhetoric on this thread in support of the 'Nents, I eschewed my usual hipster-ish choice and went for a pint of the old faithful plus a packet of S&V. I wasn't disappointed with the pint, but the total bill of £5.50 was a tad steep even for an airport boozer.

8 on 10, would order again.

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Brought up on the stuff - having an old man who worked for the company helped! As I've grown older my tastes have changed and I favour more of the craft beers/hipster pish (I'm allowed to like ales being in my 40's now...).
That being said, on a nice hot sunny day a nice cold pint of TL doesn't half hit the spot!

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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I HAVE to try this Tank gear.

£4.40 which is of course obscene (though the place is a bit trendy so I'd assume most things are unreasonably priced) but certainly worth a try if you're in the vicinity.

 

All the refreshment without that horrid metallic aftertaste you get with the usual stuff.

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Out of curiosity does anyone else find loads of cans of Tennants gives them the Barry Whites? I once horrendously sharted myself a day after a night on the cans and I know a few others who have experienced similar.

 

 

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I see the Tennents brand is owned by a Dublin firm. Have [mention=69827]NorthernJambo[/mention] and [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention] been offered free Tea Towels from Div's stock?

Negative. Been somewhat overlooked I feel. He’ll hear from my solicitors and so what if they still have an aol email address.
Pint of "Tank" in the Citizen.
Pleasant.
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I would like to try this.
Anyone know where one could purchase in either Aberdeen or Edinburgh?
Out of curiosity does anyone else find loads of cans of Tennants gives them the Barry Whites? I once horrendously sharted myself a day after a night on the cans and I know a few others who have experienced similar.
 
 

No, cider can go through me sometimes but never had any near misses or anything with T
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17 minutes ago, mrcat1990 said:

Out of curiosity does anyone else find loads of cans of Tennants gives them the Barry Whites? I once horrendously sharted myself a day after a night on the cans and I know a few others who have experienced similar.

 

 

Not with T, but was close once with Guinness 

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3 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:

I would like to try this.
Anyone know where one could purchase in either Aberdeen or Edinburgh?

Only the 1 place doing it just now.

Not sure if they'd be able to do it outwith Glasgow actually as it's reliant on the beer being super fresh.

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4 minutes ago, throbber said:

Drinking anything to excess gives me the shites, i must have shat at least 6 times today and it was mostly just a case of sitting on the pan and relaxing my sphincter and letting the liquid lava flow out at a rather alarming rate. 

Yup, had the squits on wine and lager and a combination of both. I'm not really a spirit drinker but drink enough of whatever your preferred loud mouth soup is and its arsehole Niagra.

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Only the 1 place doing it just now.
Not sure if they'd be able to do it outwith Glasgow actually as it's reliant on the beer being super fresh.

Then to Glasgow it is! I assume this thread is the best place to start a group of trusty allies for the venture. I don’t want to end up in the water like that wee McKay Steven laddy
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20 minutes ago, throbber said:

Its just dehydration that causes it. I don't think any particular brand is worse than anything else for affecting your stool. Maybe Buckfast. 

Not sure of the science behind it, I just know there's going to be issues with my behind. The other big side effect is the hangovers and there's definitely a difference there with what you pour down the entry hole. I'm lucky with hangovers but I remember drinking Oranjeboom and Amstel in Amsterdam in the early 90's and getting serious headaches. Newky Brown was the only thing that got me punchy so I stopped drinking it, I was only drinking it because I was a big Auf Weidersehen fan anyway. :1eye 

I'm definitely less ball bagged on a night on the lash after drinking The T than the 5% stuff but still able to reach my happy place.

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