Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, chomp my root said: OK, OK, if you've been seen drinking Carling before then she might get the wrong end of the stick and jump to the wrong conclusions. I'm trying to meet you half way here, would a headlock be more acceptable than the hairy side of the hand ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, chomp my root said: Grounds for divorce, trying to make you drink Carling, I assume she got the hairy side of the hand when you got home. I Just took the fucking eejit down the coffee aisle and picked up a Morrison's £2 full roast, sure as shite she said "am no drinking that" ahhhhhaaaa penny dropped hen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, pub car king said: I hope you punched that c**t in the throat. You ever slept with one eye open ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 43 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: In Morrisons tonight down the lager aisle and I pick the 20 cans of T up (£14) and she fucking pipes up and says "the Carling's only £12" she doesn't understand Well I'd be buying neither. Can't stick it from a can. Needs to be served in a pub, poured decent into a glass with the fizzer at the bottom not worn away with a 1000 runs through the glass washer. Try explaining that to some dumb bird behind the bar in The Foundry, see where it gets you..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I Just took the fucking eejit down the coffee aisle and picked up a Morrison's £2 full roast, sure as shite she said "am no drinking that" ahhhhhaaaa penny dropped hen It looks like that was for the best, P & B seems to be moving away from the pie/size 11 interaction anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Skol was everywhere on draft in Brazil. It’s the most popular selling lager over there apparently, which I found strange. I’ve never tried it over here, as I always just assumed it to be tramp juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Skol was everywhere on draft in Brazil. It’s the most popular selling lager over there apparently, which I found strange. I’ve never tried it over here, as I always just assumed it to be tramp juice. Do they still make Skol over here? I thought it was one of those beers that just disappeared like Miller, Labbatts and McEwans Lager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Do they still make Skol over here? I thought it was one of those beers that just disappeared like Miller, Labbatts and McEwans Lager. I’ve absolutely no idea. I just found it strange that it was in every pub and restaurant over there, having never actually recalled seeing it on tap over here. Always just assumed it was one of them lagers, that sells for about 40p a can in the supermarkets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 I've endured Skol, McEwans, Carling, Kestrel, Federation Ace and Norseman lagers, I've had a hard life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 31 minutes ago, chomp my root said: It looks like that was for the best, P & B seems to be moving away from the pie/size 11 interaction anyway. there's always Rangers fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Not been to a nightclub in a while. Can't help but feel that my youth ended when they started serving cans of Red Stripe instead of Tennents. Don't get me wrong, was never a Tennents fanboy like some on here...but RS is grotesque. Almost tasted like it was brewed by a bunch of lazy, stoned islanders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Other Foot said: Not been to a nightclub in a while. Can't help but feel that my youth ended when they started serving cans of Red Stripe instead of Tennents. Don't get me wrong, was never a Tennents fanboy like some on here...but RS is grotesque. Almost tasted like it was brewed by a bunch of lazy, stoned islanders. The Red Stripe in this country is a million times better than the original version in Jamaica. Probably the different water but I found the stuff over there to be brutal stuff, like some kind of very rough home brew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 22 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: there's always Rangers fans I can't help but feel its a seismic shift though, back in the halcyon days, it was always the answer to any dilemma involving the fairer sex, now it seems any form of domestic violence is frowned upon. Where will it end, next thing, burds will be getting a vote, its not a world I would want to live in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, chomp my root said: I can't help but feel its a seismic shift though, back in the halcyon days, it was always the answer to any dilemma involving the fairer sex, now it seems any form of domestic violence is frowned upon. Where will it end, next thing, burds will be getting a vote, its not a world I would want to live in. Heard the Saudis are letting theirs drive now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 minute ago, The Other Foot said: Heard the Saudis are letting theirs drive now. What, what, what, is that not one of the signs of the apocalypse ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, chomp my root said: What, what, what, is that not one of the signs of the apocalypse ? Well if they insist on never sampling the pleasure of Tennents, how are they supposed to keep their shefolk in line? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, chomp my root said: What, what, what, is that not one of the signs of the apocalypse ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Other Foot said: Well if they insist on never sampling the pleasure of Tennents, how are they supposed to keep their shefolk in line? That Sir, is an excellent point although in fairness, other beverages can bring out the inner domestic tyrant too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: That lassie doesn't look frightened enough, get that boy on the Stella, THEN she'll know her place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, chomp my root said: That lassie doesn't look frightened enough, get that boy on the Stella, THEN she'll know her place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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